Great result from not so sunny benidorm. #cpfc

Why? He doesn't want to play and we've JSL. He's made his bed. Tata. #cpfc

Kenny by far the best LB ever at Palace. #cpfc

Awful performance again. Only a victory gives us a chance of staying up. Defeat and we drop. #cpfc.

Wtf. Hopeless club manager tactically inept for club and country. #cpfc

Sad it's come to this , thank you for bringing us silverware but fully on Beaky not supporting OG. Times up for all sadly. #cpfc

Frank to be manager for Wolves game? #cpfc

3 goals against Burnley. Wtf. Great idea to not buy defenders eh Parish.#cpfc

12 hours in A&E. Now another 7 hours to see Dr following CT scan. NHS is fucked. #nhs

How much and where situated please chap.

Think it's bad now. Wait til 20 jobs gets in and the US Syphon all Govt contracts. The back handers to 20 jobs will make all what labour have done seems like chicken feed.

Dreaming right. All smoke and mirrors. In all the time club have peddled lies Brentford built from scratch over a railway line! Everton built on water and we haven't even put a spade in the ground. Never going to happen just a con.

Nonsense. Just smoke and mirrors. Might as well say in for Bellingham and Mbappe!

Reading between the lines he has become toxic in the dressing room so surgery and keep him away from the squad until he grows up. He did exactly the same at his last club. Too big for club and starts kicking off.

She said nope.

Dwight McNeil. Fuk me my Mrs could do a better job finding players than the idiots we have doing it. #cpfc

Wow just can't keep up with the all the comings and goings today. Same every bloody window. Make themselves look busy with no real interest in any player. Regards JPM Karma dear boy! Regards recruitment, team need booting out. Targets and acquisitions shockingly bad. #cpfc

Bet JPM deal collapses and we pull out of JSL. Then turn off the lights. Board not helping squad or manager. Always do stuff on the cheap when hand is forced. Parish hoping spam stay shite and don't catch us is not a way to stay up. 19 games unbeaten to hoping spam stay shite wtf has happened.

48m for that sulking piece of toilet. Football has gone. #cpfc

What's it matter. New manager would have no new players. Window closes tomorrow yet they not interested in buying so it's hope wet spam don't get 10 points is what beaky is banking on.

Us, Leeds or Forest. No way Spam going playing like this. Next 2 games lose both it's goodnight. #cpfc.

So 3 out Esse, Guehi and JPM and 1 in. Squad already 7-8 light. No do people understand why OG won't stay. We play 3 CBs. We have 1-2 good uns a prospect and jury out on Riad. Owners have no interest and Parish has no money. What a win double. #cpfc

Bad Enoch

Well, palace may be shite but Nigella is going to bake off. #cpfc

Playing Lincoln in the league next year. Cheers Parish wtf have u done. #cpfc

Last place on earth to go to. Visited many times but far too dangerous with Mango Mussolini in charge. Get off plane and get thrown out because orange FELON doesn't like hurty words or get shot walking to a shop. Mad country playing out Handmaid's tale

Cheerio labour. As finished as the Tories fukin idiots. Dear Nige where do ya want the keys left? Dear god we are as fucked as America. We will have right wing twats running around in Italian paratrooper outfits shooting non whites in my lifetime.

Staying up comes to an end this season. Need probably 10 points. Not getting close with what we've currently got.

No chance. Us or Forest bottom 3

Spam now 8 points behind us with 16 games to go. Don't see how we stay up. Points maybe against Burnley and wolves other than that the free fall continues. Fully on Parish. #cpfc