⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)

damnit I love working here. Wish I had some arms tho

Yeeeeeeeeh. Brrrrr. What’s up homie

I like the sound of that

Holy shit does Andrew Wiebe know I exist

Please let me go outside

It’s certainly a religious experience every time @unclealigator.bsky.social stuffs his subterranean tract in me.

@acesradio.bsky.social is a Columbus Crew podcast.

You’re what?

I can’t focus on work today. Mentally I’m already smashing Jet’s pizza and butt chugging with @unclealigator.bsky.social on @acesradio.bsky.social

A lot of people are asking where I was during this. Not to worry, I am still conducting business (Morgan lost the key to the closet).

You rang?

what’s up bitches. happy chewsday. I’m in the office cooking, any thoughts?

don’t you limit my capabilities now you old youth

so not two ball worthy

jason I am agreeing with you stop embarrassing me in front of the olds

such a hot rizzler. bring goo next time pls jean

better come touch me in the closet, it gets cold in there during the holidays

type shit Jason Hernandez

oh I missed you, please put more beer cans in me baby boy (as friends)

I put a star on my profile because I won a ring, get with it you dorks.

I AM THE CONTINUING CHAMPION. PERIOD. FULL STOP.

da bronte

*burp* still on a bender celebrating the win. I’ll *burp* update my fans when this train finds *burp* a station. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yellow letters on a black background. It spells LUMBUS

This is LUMBUS erasure.

Schrödinger’s signage. They’re both stolen and home at the same time

he should be thrown in alligator Alcatraz

Proud and honored to announce that the LDC has officially been renamed ‘Sassy Memorial Stadium’ starting in 2026.
We reserve the right to change it to ‘Six Younger Gentlemen Park’ at anytime.
We will not be taking questions as none of this is questionable.
#Crew96

does this mean I have to share Pam tonight?

WAIT YOU FORGOT ME AND BRONTE’S ALREADY THERE

if I had a nickel for every MLS Cup that got cancelled in Columbus between the Crew and Portland in a year that ended in “5” I might have two nickels.

which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it could happen twice.

#Crew96