David Tieck

It must be stressful to go undercover in an animal testing lab because people would ALWAYS be saying 'I smell a rat' #ToughJobs

Sounds like a fair deal

Is it too late for me to nick this role from him?

Andy Daly: Nature Encounter Stories (The Andy Richter Call-In Show) Podcast Episode · The Three Questions with Andy Richter · 04/07/2025 · 1h 6m

Who wants to hear me be a big famous guy being famous on the fame box

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By which I mean is a very funny show - and I’m on it!!! AndyRichter @TVsAndyDaly #thethreequestions

The most implausible thing about “You’ve Got Mail” is that he was a prick to people in real life, but then a lovely gentleman anonymously online! #GetItRight #YouveGotMail #TopicalHumor #TomHanks

That sounds like an optimistic optometrist :)

Re-sky or whatever if you see this and have also never gotten any engagement at all since dumping X to come here! #DoHashtagsWorkHere

The three best bells of the year were definitely:

1 Italian Campana
2 Zhong
3 Burmuda Carriage Bell

And all you assholes with “Agogô’s” in your top three DONT KNOW WHAT the f YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

#mad #topthreebells #bye2021 #bells #divisive

If you’re sick you’re “sick”, so how come when you’re not sick you’re not “sickless”!!! I don’t know who is to blame, but you bet your a$s big pharma is involved! #ImeanIfYouHaveNoAssYouAreASSLESS! #Right?

I think it has now been over six years since a “tear here” tab has actually granted me access to the stuffs inside a packet #sad

Spotify Wrapped is fascinating and all - but when are we going to see everyone’s most googled things this year? 🤘

The real question is: if you NEVER put your clothes in a dryer, where does the stuff that would have turned into fluff go instead??!!
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(Best answer wins one of my weird recent fairy floss sharts)
#dryerfluff

There is never enough credit given to the many wonderful individuals who have led to chemical and cleaning product businesses having to add “do not eat” to their labels.

There’s no use crying over spilled milk, that’s why if I feel weepy I spill my milk on the ceiling! #zing

Billion Dollar Idea: Are you ever doing the dishes and are sad about all the sauce and other delicious flavor morsels getting washed off the plates? Get Sponge Yummy - the edible Sponge - fills with flavors while you wash - then munch it down for the BEST after dinner snack!

Sitcom Idea: It’s the Office - but set in the work from home era - which means nothing EVER happens - which means I’ve already made the whole thing! Woo hoo! Go me!… Fuck, I just found out we didn’t get picked up for season 9, and we ended season 8 on a cliffhanger!! Nooooooo.

This is always the start of something good :)

Ants with gummy bears - which one is most enticing!