Sheba

A tweet of mine from May 9, 2017: This is going to be the dumbest dystopia.

[taps sign]

Cool cool. Nothing to worry about.

Why is it still light out?? It should be nighttime already, we get it time change calm down

Will this be the thing that finally triggers pavement princess regret or will these pathetic dillweeds just go into even more debt buying gas for their Ford Childcrusher 9000s.

MAGA should be ostracized from society worldwide and afraid to travel

I keep seeing this article posted and it has barely even registered because… has anything ever in life been MORE OBVIOUS???

I remember this show!

I wasn’t there but I did see Christian Death there around this time!

Chicken is the new avocado toast?

The President’s ( ) should be a bigger story

- bribe taking
- idiocy
- participation in a teen rape club
- press conference beshitting
- white supremacy
- melting brain
- murder of fishermen
- crypto schemes
- cover ups
- assault on free speech
- Gestapo
- non-stop lying
- extortions

Shocker

ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME.

It's still abolish ice. You can fire Bovino, Homan, and Noem, and even Miller, but it's still abolish ice.

See ya, loser

they've been targeting increasingly smaller cities and still failing every time, which is a phenomenal sign

they went to LA and failed
they went to Chicago and failed
they went to Portland and failed
they went to Minneapolis and failed

they have neither the numbers nor the will

The regime obviously thought they'd be able to take out a few dozen scary-queer-weirdo Antifa types in black masks and then successfully cow the rest of the Coastal Elite Liberal class into terrified silence: they were not expecting "totally fearless mass nonviolent resistance by entire cities."

(Or a wolf cut as the kids like to say but old heads know that’s also just a shag)

That’s a shag! (I’m a professional fyi)

There’s always next time

Today, Border Patrol agents who were in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area as part of a targeted enforcement operation were repeatedly harassed and blocked by hostile crowds while simply trying to take bathroom breaks. At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving, creating unsafe conditions. At one stop, individuals in the crowd threw food at the agents. At their final gas station stop, someone spit on an agent. When an agent moved to detain the person who spit on him, the crowed (sic) tackled and attacked the agents while surrounding them.

More of this please

Do you know how insecure and empty you have to be to accept someone else's Nobel Peace Prize? Especially after the prizegivers make clear that the award is given on the merits and cannot be conveyed?

It's twice as humiliating as accepting a manufactured peace prize by a sports league.

More cool news in 2026

kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster

i do not give A Fuck about shoplifting

i think the Democrats should embrace a "Tough on Crime" platform. it's just that the Crime they should be Tough on is being committed by the federal government

Deadly Minneapolis Encounter Is the 9th ICE Shooting Since September

This is the ninth shooting by ICE since September (I did not know that). All of them were into vehicles.

Minnesota Public Radio says today marks the first and only shooting and homicide in Minneapolis in the year 2026

It’s both hilarious and extremely depressing that they truly miss the meaning behind every movie, book, and piece of music. Bunch of dummies.

anyway happy anniversary every body great job

Same and same