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@officebynx

welcome!! : 3 gay and confused idk what flavor of neurodivergent i got but i definitely got something (updated: AuDHD) pansexual ๐Ÿ–ค polyamorous ๐Ÿงก genderfluid ๐Ÿค mi vida @realsquiddays.bsky.social ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ she/he/they MDNI

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they fucking suck and are irresponsible as hell

16.02.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOW ARE MY MEDS STILL NOT READY THIS IS MY THIRD TIME GOING TO THE FUCKING PHARMACY i might need to kill someone

16.02.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes i fucked up the words. i don't think there's a big market for millipede pets for your shoes BUT DON'T U DARE STEAL MY IDEA!! not that i could stop u lol

12.02.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAO so valid tho

12.02.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im really high rn ngl

12.02.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if its not patented i still have a chance
i just need to make sure i patent the right thing: shoes for millipedes not millipedes for shoes

12.02.2026 04:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait

12.02.2026 04:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

business idea: millipedes for shoes even if you sell them for $1 im telling you you'd be a millionaire in no time

12.02.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LOOK AT ITS INSIIIIDES
new pencil pouch : 3

06.02.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IS THAT WHY?!!

05.02.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i could even hear it from the bedroom

31.01.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wowww we got a copycat over here

28.01.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

eyy aha aha ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

28.01.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no no, i like u like this

28.01.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have some good nudes but i feel like i cant post them anywhere ๐Ÿ˜”

28.01.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

>: 3 hehe ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

28.01.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hehe tyy ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

28.01.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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crop tops = automatic participation in tummy tuesday >: 3

28.01.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there can be cool curses
im sayin if im gonna be cursed i would rather one of those instead of a lame curse that is specifically made to be inconvenient

27.01.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no i said i want cooler curses i dont want that

27.01.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk i feel like anything would be cooler than being cursed to turn every bottle of body wash i touch into a bottle of body lotion instead

27.01.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please... no more... i have enougg...

26.01.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I HAVE LIKE 5 FULL BOTTLES ALREADY BC THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME IVE DONE THIS

26.01.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kinda wish i had a cooler curse than this ngl

26.01.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY BUYING BODY LOTION INSTEAD OF BODY WASH AAAAAAAAHHHHH

26.01.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0