Rev. Dr. Pibur Esq.

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close!
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Such raw emotion from each

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I've never had a unique experience (I had an 80s Thunderbird though)

Texas Republicans: hey guys check this shit out we gerrymandered a bunch of extremely safe +15R districts into very risky +5R districts, this is gonna rock for us

Also Texas Republicans: oh no all my gerrymanders gone

what the fuck are you talking about, Scott?

I was not familiar with this game and more power to y'all

how do you have this? like, how did you come across it and then save it?

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry

"AI is going to steal your job"

I don't know man, let's see AI steal your catalytic converter.

When I was 8 I picked up the Chinese since it was round the corner. One time bossman handed me an extra chicken ball and I ate it from his hand like a deer. Everyone behind the counter erupted with laughter soon as I left. I'm 24 and it still haunts me.

Another banger, sir. Well memed, my liege

Today we celebrate the first time the pilgrims ever dropped it low and made it clap. They yearned for freedom.

okay i need you to watch this i picked up like 10 separate vocal stims from this one fucking video

Pretty sure the price is 150k in fines and damages, bud

i believe all parades have a right to exist and defend themselves

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

Blonde Erin Reed isn't real and can't hurt you

Oyster guy is pretty close, but you're right

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.

That's it. That's the post.

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

This and the first Gen Miata are peak car. Minimal computer and both likely to kill you for opposite reasons

Danny Devito Supreme court my ass

Symbiote gatorade

1000%, there was still due process in those trials. And yeah in a good world something akin to the Nuremberg Trials will need to occur again