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πŸ”ž 23 She/her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Sh*tposts about my WoL and occasionally posts lore and reposts porn lol #ffxiv I #wolqotdans I #Gpose I #Lore I #OCAU I #ThornePosting

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i throw a fit in the middle of the panel and shout "IM NOT DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE!! IM NOT!!"

a small label underneath me reads "girl who dies this arc"

i throw a fit in the middle of the panel and shout "IM NOT DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE!! IM NOT!!" a small label underneath me reads "girl who dies this arc"

14.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1728 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 7
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14.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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🌌ONE WEEK🌌

Seven days until they choose each other again and again, across worlds, across time.

Preorders for Aeons opens March 21st at 12 PM EST.

#aeonsbkdkbk βœ΄οΈβ‡οΈ

14.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
2-panel comic "Trade-Off". First Panel: Artist in her teens, sitting at the desk, drawing really fast. "Gotta finish this fast so I can start the new one already! Three hours per drawing is more that enough! You get the idea!" Second Panel: Artist in her thirties, sitting at the desk, sweating and drawing really slowly. "I've been working on this drawing for over 30 hours already... I used to be so fast, what happened?? But I totally need all those details!!" He desk is full with reference books

2-panel comic "Trade-Off". First Panel: Artist in her teens, sitting at the desk, drawing really fast. "Gotta finish this fast so I can start the new one already! Three hours per drawing is more that enough! You get the idea!" Second Panel: Artist in her thirties, sitting at the desk, sweating and drawing really slowly. "I've been working on this drawing for over 30 hours already... I used to be so fast, what happened?? But I totally need all those details!!" He desk is full with reference books

I know what happened, but still...

14.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1575 πŸ” 370 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5

MMMMM

14.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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OH MY GOD.................

14.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Good evening Zenos nation.πŸ§β€β™€οΈ

#ffxiv #sillyposting🐈 #cosplay

15.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Alisaie: Not that you of all people need it. It’s just…after all the help you’ve given me, for once I want to be the one to help you.

14.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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we are losing so much talent, progress, and hope for no good reason www.vox.com/future-perfe...

13.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1118 πŸ” 520 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 57

not mentioned here for obvious reasons since there is $0 in funding anymore but them getting rid of LGBTQI+ healthcare entirely means we're going to see so many queer doctors leave as a result

15.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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mermaids but BIG

19.05.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 7346 πŸ” 2052 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 13
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Happy White Day! πŸ’˜ Here’s the cover I did for the dkbk valentine zine πŸ₯° #dkbk #izkt #dekubaku

14.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dork.

14.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1472 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

If Minfilia, Papalymo and Moenbryda were alive that would make 9 out of the 11 "public figure" scions all have white/light blonde hair. 10 out of 12 if Yda was still with them as well. Someone send the XIV team a picture of the color wheel and tell them they are prohibited from using white.

14.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

do not fear aging. the older you get the more gap moe points you accrue

30.12.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 1783 πŸ” 754 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5
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how the citizens of euchronia were describing louis guiabern

14.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gareth from Smosh saying I have a gun as part of a skit

Gareth from Smosh saying I have a gun as part of a skit

Emet-selch, an ancient being with eons of arcane knowledge. A sorcerer of eld.

Also Emet for some reason:

14.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ADHD haver here, don’t use us for your pro AI bullshit. We are aware that they are predatory and use us for their convenience.

Fuck genAI

14.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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#gpose #halemet #npcship
tfw you're trying to have a serious conversation with your disney princess coworker

14.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes

Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

14.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 3992 πŸ” 1286 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 43
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Sometimes a lady knight just needs some repose:

14.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2410 πŸ” 589 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
[Post from @TotallyNotZoska]

I listened to the advice of those trendy testosterone accounts and ate nothing but honey and red meat for 3 months and now I can sense twinks through walls thicker than that of Babylonian Ziggurats.

[Post from @TotallyNotZoska] I listened to the advice of those trendy testosterone accounts and ate nothing but honey and red meat for 3 months and now I can sense twinks through walls thicker than that of Babylonian Ziggurats.

this is chris/leon to me

14.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"hey when you say things are for the Scions can you include me in that as well. the Scions and Zenos if it's not too much trouble thanks"

14.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sleepy Y'sholta β™₯

14.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Deer but… accurate according to the scriptures

14.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1399 πŸ” 390 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

hey final fantasy xiv. come here

14.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

neni trying to style her hair to match lala is precious to me

14.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯¦πŸ‘“

14.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 2778 πŸ” 926 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

i love zenos's nasty ugly smile so much. it's gap moe to me

14.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0