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hi

if only i was in one!!

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i dont think it's possible

one day i would love to work for a man who doesn't talk to me like an idiot

would leave twitter completely if my GC was here

like idk. i'm not fully off of twitter and won't be until this place gets group DMs so i'm not trying to lay the judgement smackdown on anyone, but at some point you have to stand for something and not just shrug and point to the nazis in power i think

certain things will be difficult or impossible to separate from their fascist roots and it will be a constant process but maybe don't think it's good practice to just not think critically or make any changes because the government is full of nazis. like c'mon

saw a few tweets this week like "yeah this site is run by a nazi but the whole country is run by nazis so" and it's like oh great, a new "no ethical consumption under capitalism"-ass excuse for people to use for the next four years in lieu of making any real change

cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen

good morning, agent 47

tech bros whose only personality trait is traveling to national parks are in for a rough one

not enough people talk about how andy on twin peaks is actually hot. stop talking about coop so much. open your eyes

Wide putin

me: idk. sometimes i wonder if my feelings are even worth saying.

my therapist: feelings can be inconvenient sometimes but they’ll only be all the more inconvenient if you’re not honest with yourself & others about them.

busta rhymes in widescreen youtube uploads of his 90’s music videos:

anyone have any good ideas for posts

imprisoned........

i spent my whole childhood believing it was specifically a wisconsin thing!

i hate that they're written like authentic idiot teenagers because it also makes them insufferable

every donna and james scene in twin peaks

Mourning dove fat as hell standing in an iced over birdbath 🪶

said "holy shit" aloud when I looked outside to see this

hyperfixating on this napkin holder in shelly's house in twin peaks until i make it myself in pottery

hello

are you seeing this red sox?

[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you

she's so funny because you would think this face indicates panic or distress but i have a bunch of photos of her like this. she loves laying on her back and staring at us with big eyes like this

the 'the girl who loved tom gordon' ep was a tough listen on its own so i think i will pass. "hard to follow" like one thing is happening on the screen at any given moment

yeah i think i'm gonna skip this one

we're getting soto let's goooooo

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oh wow