@magus-robyn
A computer chip installed into a mushroom shaped like a dyke that acts like a cockatiel Robyn (She/her) π³οΈββ§οΈ GF: @coolestcripple.bsky.social Linktree: https://linktr.ee/magusrobyn pfp by: https://cowinf.tumblr.com/
Gnomish invisibility
Grants invisibility against all sober creatures
Is Substack still a N*zi site?
Iβm looking for somewhere to post longer form blog-type stuff and Substack looks really nice for that purpose
Lol, I made an alt for this reason i just keep forgetting about it
I donβt think i like having 1.2k followers
Iβm getting engagement from outside my circle of lesbians, fagots, trans women and girl-things
If youβre not one of the above thingsβ¦ why are you following me?
Official Trailer for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQSz...
I eat lots of greek yogurt.
My girlfriend calls greek yogurt with granola and honey my βautism kibbleβ cause I have it most mornings
Here's me doing a song called "You Should Be Angry." Prepare for jumpscare right at start of video.
When i was younger, I never understood why in TV and movies people would just eat directly out of the ice cream carton⦠then I transitioned
Okay good
You scared me there
ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything
MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago
OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR
youtube poop limp bizkit
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE spaghetti! WHERE YOU DON'T WANNA Die
EVERYTHING IS [hotel mario voice] gay EVERYBODY mama luigi!
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY BUT YOU WANNA JUSTIFY
RIPPING SOMEONE'S pingas! OFF
Fuck yeag!!!
Also have you gotten your levels checked? Because only 2mg of sublingual estradiol and two different T-blockers is making me slightly concerned for you
Aaaaaaaa that makes sense now
Elaborate
So stop trying
Accept that you just are one
Transition isnβt always learning new skills or adapting your behavior or training your voice all the time
Sometimes you just gotta relax and just exist as yourself for a while, its easier now than you think
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Feelings of dissociation and disconnection
Also ice cream and the absence of boobs
You know normal conversation topics
Tragic
Best eat the ice cream yourself until then
We should have a code word for when weβre feeling this
I wish you well on your journey
I promise you, theyβre on your way
Remember to feed your boobs plenty of ice cream
Just had a full meal and upon reading this again it sounds weird and presumptuous
But i mean does anyone else get the feeling that their desperately trying to claw their way out of your own skull to join reality
Anyone else get the feeling that their drowning in their own grey matter?
Ranma 1/2
when you open your "memes" folder and find yourself conducting a pro wrestling interview with girl Ranma π€¦
One was a pathologist and the other was an aerospace engineer
Deine Fensteir ist grΓΌn!!!
Ack, shouldβve said βGoblin Civil Warβ
βIt was during the last Great Goblin Warβ
β An incredibly insensitive elvish euphemism for βYesterdayβ