3 Birds in a Trenchcoat

A doodle comic of Brennan, his hair mussed, and apparently nude save for a black CENSORED bar, wields a sword in one hand while shouting, "Who the fuck is in my house?"

A doodle comic of Brennan, his hair mussed, and apparently nude save for a black CENSORED bar, wields a sword in one hand while shouting, "Who the fuck is in my affairs apartment, where I keep my swords?"

3 guns, 2 snakes, 1 love - and Brennan with a broadsword - A New War on Christmas Approaches

FYI
Anaphylaxis: An (IgE-mediated) reaction from two or more systems of the body
Anaphylactic Shock: A rapidly progressing anaphylactic reaction that results in dangerous hypotension and/or constriction of the airways, among other symptoms

All I want for Christmas is for people, ESPECIALLY MEDICAL PROVIDERS, to learn the difference between anaphylaxis and anaphylactic shock. I am literally begging you.

“Tell us a fun fact about yourself!”
“I’m afraid I only have unfun facts.”

3 panels in the Critical Role set. 1 and 2. Marisha dressed as a camp counselor, saying, "Rock bottom's a good place to be. Can only go up, right?" 3. Brennan replying, "Theoretically you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom."

Apparently it’s time to wake up in horrible pain at 6am, start writing a screed on what you can do besides whining on Facebook, taking a break to make baked oatmeal and wake up the birds. Just normal Tuesday things.

In a world that felt inhospitable to queerness and transness, they wrote stories where we could slay dragons.

A white background with black text that reads, “I wish you could Door Dash people knuckle sandwiches.”

I believe this is called hiring a hitman

An alignment chart about how to define ravioli, with questionable examples like a pop tart, a sandwich, a coffin, or a human body.

How to start a fight in the group chat:

Drop this and then leave for a few hours.

A small green parrot sitting on a person’s lap, cuddling into the crook of their elbow

Archie has three settings:

1. Cuddle
2. Attack inanimate object
3. Attack animate object (me)

I mean, Julius Caesar died surrounded by his closest friends. What more could anyone want?

Me: *pops a can, relishing that glorious hissing sound, whispering* “I’m in my SPAM era.”

Against the Gloom Our Flag Means Death Metal. A dice-based role-playlist-building game about music’s furious resistance to despair.

I'm part of a group trying to film an actual play session of Dustin Patrick Winter's delightful game Against the Gloom and, in true adults-playing-TTRPGs-fashion, scheduling the session has been the biggest hurdle.

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At work today, I'm taking minutes from a recorded meeting, which is not the most fun task for a number of reasons. But I'm trying to make the most of it with sentences like, "The presenter points out a predicted pinch point at a particular pole."

Can't stop won't stop.

Big Chicken is out to get you cancelled. Better watch out.

SAME THOUGH. I had vivid dreams as a kid of playing in the final levels.

Unlike you i get my news from a realiable source…

When it comes to late night snacking, the goal is often to find a flimsy excuse to convey as much mustard as possible into my mouth.

Cheese? Crackers? Pretzels? Whatever works.

Me: Basement’s flooding.

Them: What?

Me: *cocks pile of towels and buckets to catch water* Basement’s flooding.

My muscle memory still has me typing 2023 at work. I don't think I've let one slide without noticing and fixing it, but am entirely prepared to be wrong.

I do not appreciate that 3:30am seems to be the time when my brain decides that sleep is boring and that we should be awake now. No thank you, evil, I want to be asleep until the last possible moment before I’d end up late for work.

My brain woke me up - enthusiastically - at 3am (and hasn’t let me rest easy for the last 2 hours) because it thinks a goose named Harry Honkick Jr. is hilarious.

Oh my god his middle name is Fowler. This is too good.

A small green parrot (green cheek conure) snuggling into a person’s elbow

A small green parrot (green cheek conure) snuggling into a person’s elbow

A small green parrot (green cheek conure) snuggling into a person’s elbow

Just an eepy little guy

A photo of store shelves packed with Valentine’s Day candy

December 23rd.

Christmas is now engaged in a two front war. Did they learn nothing from Russia?

For my part, I have only seen the minis in a Hershey's assortment situation.

Has anyone ever seen a full-size Hershey's Krackel bar out in the wild?

Archie has discovered and immediately become smitten with the void behind the side table. He has also decided he likes the surface of the side table as well as he is doing his little arrhythmic stompy tap dance across it.

The absolute curse of a) having no working memory & b) getting great ideas for new stories/reworking old ones while driving home from work.

I'll park in front of my house after the hourish drive, whip out my phone, open my notes app, and just hear deafening static in my brain.

Upon reflection, this veers dangerously close to JRPG plot territory.

Level 1: Go camping with your buddies
Level 89: Kill God

I hate that you put it this way because now I need to reevaluate my criteria for judging V.