Emily

The snort I just snorted, omg

Hopefully it won't be a repeat of your last power outage

Sugar being quite obstructive in terms of humans gaining access to the upper stairs

THE GUARDIAN OF THE STAIRS DEMANDS TRIBUTE

BUTT SCRITCHINGS WILL DO

we have saved daylight

but at what cost

Crazy furniture eating black-and-white cat

Rhubarb Goddamnit Elizabeth Q-tip Streusel is determined that she will be the one to unearth the monster that lives inside the couch.

I can't believe I never noticed this before, but it would explain some of the issues my patrons have.

Brightly colored tights and dress with colorful stars

Some color to brighten this, our 445th cloudy day in a row.

I ain't got noembody
Noembody cares for me
Noembody
Noembody

I'm so sad and lonely
Won't some Lewandowski
Come take a chance with me
'Cause I ain't so bad

I have killed
the senior leadership candidates
that were in
Iran

and which
you were probably
saving
for post-regime change

Forgive me
they were irresistible
so right there
and so bombable

Obama in his tan suit

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.

Didn't go to war in Iran.

DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

I'm asking you politely: Please don't litter on the internet? AI generated art and music smells.

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

Rhubarb Goddamnit Elizabeth Q-tip Streusel is really living up to her name today.

Where the Buffalo Roam!!! It's bad but I have a weird love for it

Email: Congressman Fine introduces legislation to protect puppies from Sharia

Rep. Randy Fine must think his Florida constituents are incredibly stupid. Of course, they voted for Randy Fine, so maybe he has that right.

Sup, Bluesky?

You should meet the cat though

I made it through about 7 episodes and got bored. Same as the first time I tried to watch it haha

Strangers With Candy was the shit