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Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)

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They never really explain it, but I think only Love Potion #9 worked, so you don’t have to worry about formulas 1-8

13.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[to the tune of Paperback Writer] Pay the woke ginger, ginger, ginger

It's a dirty story of a dirty ginge
He does propaganda and it’s rather cringe

13.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t it the whole point?

He doesn’t want a diplomatic solution. He doesn’t want a deal with Iran or peace for Ukraine.

13.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was never actually meant to though, right?

Jared & Steve are never actually negotiating for the American people or peace, right?

13.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fortunately, both have all the charisma of NYC flip-flop feet at the end of a hot August day.

13.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting! I had them both pegged as bigger desperados.

I give him til June.

13.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think Rubio will be big sad when he realizes Trump is pulling another Delcy Rodriguez?

(ie same guys in power, but Trump gets to develop property or some grift)

13.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When do you reckon Rubio starts briefing against him?

13.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Oracle of Delta Phi:

Watch him down enough goldschlager to get the vapors and start speaking gibberish.

13.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sex criminal and adulterer sees morals as weakness: The Pete Hegseth Story

13.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re not talking enough about what’s happening in Vermont. There’s no excuse for this brutality. None. Law enforcement has a right to do their job, but their job is to de-escalate, not assault people.

Video credit: Itisu Siru

13.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 539 πŸ” 313 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 21

A French soldier was killed in an attack on Iraq; heβ€˜d only been deployed for a few weeks.

13.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at least King George was post-Magna Carta

12.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bishop addresses the use of military power | DOLR.org

Bishop of Little Rock: β€œI have an obligation not only to remind you of the conditions for the use of defensive military force but also to share my deep concerns that the necessary conditions for so-called 'just war' do not appear to be met in the present conflict.” www.dolr.org/article/bish...

12.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He went to Jared!

12.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh, come on. incredible stuff.

truer morons have never graced DC.

12.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating piece. Thanks for sharing.

11.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Commodity analyst Paul Sankey on CNBC, with an unnerving analogy:

"Some of us are looking at this a bit like what we saw with Covid, where the market seemed to be 'air-walking', regardless of what was clearly a very bad situation -- and then, suddenly, you know, collapsed when it all came home."

11.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1295 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 47

Seconded

11.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaaha!!

11.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Schatz: We don’t know for sure, but the likely bombing of an elementary school with one of our Tomahawk missiles is not a one-off mistake. It is the result of a change in policy so that the United States has way looser rules of engagement β€” way more tolerance for civilian harm.

11.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 6842 πŸ” 2345 πŸ’¬ 412 πŸ“Œ 155

As Ukraine sends its own military to aid the United States, this traitor aids their invader

10.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They must know some people. 🀑

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

09.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 2261 πŸ” 813 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 68
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Fresh off audience with Pope, Cupich’s Saturday missive lambasting the White House over Iran war represents a welcome shift in tone. Cardinals speak for the Pope; they are his closest collaborators. Cupich’s message is a signal to the episcopacy that business as usual is not enough…more is needed.

08.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Incendiary Bomb Never Seen in Israel Before - bellingcat The Israeli Air Force (IAF) has dropped 5,000 bombs on Iran since the United States and Israel launched an attack last week, according to a statement by the IAF on March 4. Bellingcat has monitored we...

@marisakabas.bsky.social not sure, but war crimes & white phosphorus seems like it may interest you

www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

08.03.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of Americans, while still technically alive, have already given their souls over to evil and are completely dead inside

07.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 509 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon

At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

07.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1913 πŸ” 793 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 65
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President Trump's Pardons: An Embarrassment of Riches At least the specter of corruption in previous presidential administrations (Clinton’s pardon of Marc Rich or Biden’s pardon of his son) appeared to be an exception to the rule. Today, however, the ev...

That is insane: "Biden’s pardons eliminated roughly $680,000 in financial penalties owed to victims or the government. In contrast, Trump’s second-term pardons have forgiven criminal debts of more than $1.5 billion." www.cato.org/blog/embarra...

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 816 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 30

WTI Crude $115?

06.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think I’ll get over the rage I feel that we traded relative prosperity, security, scientific advancement, the possibility of upward mobility, and somewhat functional democracy for the protection of a felon child-rapist. Incandescent, unending rage.

06.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1