Avocado’s Number 🥑

Googling how do I get SkyTV right now.

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in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

a cartoon drawing by zoodraws (@zoodraws_comic) of a snail with a brown shell. The caption above the snail has this snail fact: "Snails can nap for 3 years when things get rough." The speech bubble coming out of the snail says, "Fifty bucks and I'll teach you how."

Take my money

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If they don’t want to get rid of daylight savings, Maybe the Monday after can be a holiday?

Looks like the same guy who did the sign language interpretation at the Nelson Mandela memorial was like, yes I can translate Russian into English no problem.

Also, if they don’t want to get rid of daylight savings maybe make a law that the radio stations can’t play Love Shack until after 1pm?

If they don’t want to get rid of daylight savings, Maybe the Monday after can be a holiday?

Stevie Wonder at the homegoing memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"This nation needs to overcome whatever fear that keeps us protecting child traffickers. Children must be protected across party lines. The innocent knows no politics. Please don't be distracted."

Thank you, Stevie!

BRAVO!!!

also, cool watch band.

I feel like the youths would know what this means. I love the colors and design, though.

I’d put that election sign on my lawn.

[Exit Murderer.]

The real mystery is why so many people have that ugly “Mystery Spot,” bumper sticker on their otherwise lovely car.

This is, "she shouldn't correct me when I pronounce "Thai" as "thigh?"" level stupidity.

One of the best conversations I ever overheard was from a young woman in the Keflavik airport at 3am. Favorite line: I've decided I'm just going to live in summer from now on.

Serenity now.

Came here to say this.

Genius move.

This is such a fun, exciting series. If you haven't read them, start now! You're in for a treat.

so. many. times.

Also known as "caught my reflection in the tiny chrome part on top of my washing machine as I'm tossing in the towels."

Hope you have a wonderful day and feel celebrated!!

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The fact that he thinks it's just the lack of car that makes him undatable is yet another red flag to add to the pile.

He thinks there's a giant switch that turns the factory on, doesn't he.

I hate this! I hope you dispatched him.

Some people need actual problems.