Mary Shannon

This is literally why the internet was created.

If you like movies, it's a good movie. It's pretty, it sounds good, and it's entertaining. You might enjoy it MORE because you don't watch the sport (I enjoyed it, but I struggled with the elements that felt unrealistic to me as a long-term watcher of the sport).

You know how The Onion is supposed to be satire?

THE ONION IS SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE she screams petulantly and exhaustedly into the void...

a woman in a blue skirt is walking down a set of stairs in front of an exit sign . Alt: Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman walks down the stairs in a midriff bearing dress with a white top and a short blue bottom, thigh high boots, and a long red overcoat.

Future, eh?

Fuck the Pain Away YouTube video by PeachesTV - Topic

Too obvious? Nah...

Grok: 69 420 14 88 lulz

Claude: Here are your lotto picks; they also double as the coordinates for the next bombing! 42 17 54 14 31 26

Chat GPT: We've selected the following numbers: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
You're probably being gaslit.

Gemini: Here are some numbers. Banana Apple Pear Elizabeth II

Oh. Oh this should go well. I give it 2 weeks before one of these lil robots self-immolates on Mem Drive just to escape the horrors. Good luck with every 'single lane that's somehow a double but only during rush hour', you oversized Roomba with trunk space.

In youth group, asked to write our anonymous questions about religion, I wrote "as it's based on faith and assumptions, can Christianity be considered a thinking person's religion?" Pastor read it aloud, said "I think we know who wrote this" & dismissed it. Rob Frazier, about 1990. That was that. 👋

As to why they haven't had an aggressively branded team? Because F1 in the states has been fringe until the last few years. Yes, there were fans but (take it from an old) it wasn't anything to get excited about here. You couldn't get the races easily on TV until the mid 2000s.

Ford in Formula One - Wikipedia

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The logo for social work month 2026 that says social workers on the left, and then the words "uplift defend and transform" in all capital letters on the right.

It's Social Work month, and while I am always excited to be a social worker, I'm not going to pretend that this job is getting any easier. Having a job that values and teaches empathy while living in a world that absolutely doesn't feels pretty difficult some days. Uplift and defend indeed.

We are aware of recent reports regarding targeted phishing attacks that have resulted in account takeovers of some Signal users, including government officials and journalists. We take this very seriously. 1/7

I had an unpaid internship in graduate school that required me to drive 90 miles (round trip) twice a week for an academic year. A large part of the reason I have so much student debt is because I paid for school twice - once for the classes and again for the incidental costs (to work for FREE).

It's so weird to me why my brain does this. I hate the smell of smoke now, and really dislike being around it. But every so often, my brain seems to find that craving in a dark corner somewhere and just, puts it out there. And it makes me emotionally itchy. I appreciate your acknowledgement.

a woman with a tattoo on her wrist that says " love " Alt: a woman with a tattoo on her wrist that says " love " looks nervously up at the camera

Me, typing "I agree with the Murderbot" and hoping they don't pull this post out of context in 10 years when Skynet comes online.

It took YEARS to get the first one installed in Harvard Sq. Such a slog. I'm pretty sure every conceivable committee, board, or regulator was involved. I wish I still had my notes.

English national anthem (catching up on the podiums from the race last night).

Morello just played a show in Boston where he covered Killing In The Name Of, and had the crowd sing the words. I can assure you having a thousand of your closest friends jumping up and down while screaming the words at top volume is therapeutic indeed.

Love these guys!!

@lizifer.bsky.social 🩶🩶🩶

My adorable orange cat sits wearing a red plaid bowtie.

Of course I bring the children presents when we travel.

#TronKirkMarket #caturday

The fact that Kissinger outlived Bourdain isn't the ONLY reason I know the universe is a cruel and unjust place, but it's definitely up there.

I have a purple set that I use exclusively to reach stuff. 💜

IS THIS WHAT GREAT LOOKS LIKE I AM UNCLEAR

I would give someone many many dollars to be submerged up to my neck in near-dangerously hot water right now. I am so tired of being cold in my bones.

Welp. I guess it's a good thing F1 starts this weekend because the college basketball season is over.

Bring on the Prancing Horses.

Not a #GDTBATH

a south park cartoon character says i give up Alt: Cartman, from South Park, says i give up

Oh COME ON

That worked. Thanks! 💜

I'm on deadline so no watching until the weekend, but I'm just so glad it's back. As much as I love Oscar, I have a hard time pulling from McLaren so I really need Ferrari to get their act together. I was hoping for a good year for Alonso but that looks right out.

Don't you DARE get my hopes up. Don't you DARE.