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i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a they/them like me.

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Huge L for the departed habermas

14.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP to one of the greatest German philosophy posts of all time.

14.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1380 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9

whats with all the nonspecific street names for major chicago thoroughfares. why should i care about eisenhower and jfk? Where the fuck is the Studs Terkel expressway. Why the hell don’t we have a Lil Durk Boulevard or Frankie Knuckles Expressway

14.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

14.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1478 πŸ” 469 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 29

β€œwoke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

14.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 2716 πŸ” 606 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

14.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 11438 πŸ” 2389 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 52
A dog on a TV is saying, "Gotta get political every now and then."

A dog on a TV is saying, "Gotta get political every now and then."

Night in the Woods (Multiplatform, 2017)

14.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

going to your coworker's kid's soccer game is a level of nice that's almost clinically insane

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this is still the realest thing ever said about america

12.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 11091 πŸ” 1700 πŸ’¬ 176 πŸ“Œ 131

Happy 6th anniversary to the time Sarah Palin sang Baby Got Back on the Masked Singer and then the show changed to Trump's address to the nation about COVID.

12.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1271 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 10

That β€œEditorial Board” fellow is not a serious person.

12.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Gay of hormuz

12.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Climate Antagonists playing the long game, all according to plan

12.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œI don’t mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, but I think I’m quite close to bursting into maniacal laughter and imagining your nose is really a German sausage.”

β€œI don’t mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, but I think I’m quite close to bursting into maniacal laughter and imagining your nose is really a German sausage.”

β€œI don’t mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, but I think I’m quite close to bursting into maniacal laughter and imagining your nose is really a German sausage.”

11.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 9057 πŸ” 2514 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 179
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San JosΓ© State University Sues Trump Admin Over Anti-Trans Threatsβ€”Refusing to Capitulate The Trump regime said San JosΓ© State had to break state law to discriminate against trans students, but the university said it isn’t budging.

1. Major news out of San Jose State University.

The University has REJECTED Trump's demands to ban trans people from bathrooms, dorms, and other facilities.

This comes after Trump threatened them for once having a trans student athlete.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

09.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1742 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 30

Guys I hate to say this but the war that doesn’t make sense that happened for no reason isn’t going perfectly

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Happy International Women's Day πŸ’–

08.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 432 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8

CHRIS WARE’S DOROHEDORO

07.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, you loved AI before everyone else? Name three of the people it’s killed.

07.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Been really wild to watch Rolling Stone make a very obvious shift in editorial direction over the past few months. (And laying off most of the talented people who had been working there.)

06.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 562 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 5409 πŸ” 1190 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 9
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 6779 πŸ” 1524 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 4467 πŸ” 898 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 225

This made me realize that my first phpBB forum account is almost able to drink

06.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The german peasant’s rebellion

06.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is 2026 and we are not fucking doing this anymore. EIGHT WOMEN came forward and told stories of Franken GROPING AND FORCIBLY KISSING THEM. The man was a sexual abuser. He did not and does not belong in congress. Fucking period. End of conversation.

06.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2379 πŸ” 456 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 18
A robotic delivery cart appears indefinitely flummoxed by a bus stop pole on the streets of Chicago

A robotic delivery cart appears indefinitely flummoxed by a bus stop pole on the streets of Chicago

The Very Stoppable Force vs the Immovable Object

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