The "Paris Hilton" of Second Life

I must confess I'm a real big slut for starmaps.

Brace should go on Bombing, also.

We're all just waiting for Liz to get back from maternity leave

panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

an m. hands issue with an axer cover christ the contrast

size queen and size king imply the existence of size duke and dutchess, size nobility, an entire size caste system.

Two of the largest upset left aligned wins in government globally have been from candidates who have said nothing ill of trans people so idk maybe now folks can stop pretending it's such an edge issue.

How I been cumming in him now that we want a baby

Friends who are On The Level can ask to know where to find the Extra Secret Art.

Bugs is nature's robots

A shame that electing a suicidal old man to the highest office didn't end up being nearly as funny as it sounds.

I'm sorry ma'am your son has died in operation epic chungus
his name will be added to the leaderboards

Genuine masterpiece it reinvigorated my faith in modern cinema

This could be us if u were nice 2 me

Hell yeah

we made it safely to a friend's place in the US, but need some further help affording the cost to update our IDs at the DMV so we can get back on meds and hormones

Cats only do this when they're EXTREMELY silly

Imagining all the "I can excuse the cannibalism but I draw the line at overalls" posts

When u jerk off to fall asleep but for some reason you unlock hidden energy within you instead

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

Jorking accident

The Zucker brothers would never be this pathetic

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible

Incel Ian Miles Cheong: Dubai is safe cause they’re are a lot of rich people here

Iran Revolutionary Guard:

here is my favorite comic i did from like 2007-2009ish. it's from a small webcomic series that i had running on "smack jeeves" which was like ask jeeves but for webcomics

missing texture hair really does just go hard huh

the blood moon made me do it

surely you will not regret wake up at 12AM and eat entire fruit platter

A screenshot from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, showing Mario and Luigi in Mushrise Park, looking at two seemingly dead Luigis lying on the ground. Source: YouTube user @alexsstuff2801, youtube.com/watch?v=3PC_OU_xnKA

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team contains various unused test rooms in its files. One of these is the "two dead Luigis" test room, which is identical to the Mushrise Park entrance from the finished game, except there are two Luigis lying on the ground. The Luigis are unresponsive.

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