Alayna Heim

Wow…I cried so much during season 2 of One Piece.

I’m watching All the Presidents Men for the first time (I know). 2 thoughts really circulating in my head:

- Robert Redford was real hot.
- Must have been nice to live in a time when the President faced consequences.

Why is Daryl’s dip into the degen life the most stressful thing on tv?

I like to say that everyone has different taste and opinions and that’s fine. But if you don’t like Heated Rivalry and don’t understand that it’s about the emotions as much as or more than the hot sexy scenes, you’re a dummy with bad taste.

It’s so good! I need more people to be talking about it!

Everyone should be watching Heated Rivalry on HBO Max 🥵🥵

I would be so thankful this year if someone would staff me in a writers room! Just saying!

Somehow forgot that The Birds starts when a Melanie Daniels follows a hot man all the way out of town just to play a bird based practical joke on him.

LA is getting free floor tickets to the HAIM concert from a friend and seeing that Paul Thomas Anderson is 3 rows in front of you.

I’m going to write an ENTIRE HORROR FEATURE in the month of October!

I’m also posting about it on Tik Tok but there are way more writers over here to keep my accountable.

Here we go!

I would literally never give someone at a coffee shop unsolicited advice! Don’t worry!

The screenwriter urge when you see a strangers script in a coffee shop with a full page monologue and NO breaks to gently suggest they should maybe rethink that…real STRONG!

But I won’t, cause it’s none of my business and maybe a villain is giving their big bad speech?

I cried a little when this happened, he’s so amazing!

Oooo new movies to watch!

It’s just that it’s really hot outside and my body is sweaty.

Volunteered to be on a WGA sub-committee today. I’m like a whole ass joiner I guess!

I just spent an hour scrolling through reels my friends and family and liked and COMMENTED on. I’ve learned a lot. None of you are safe.

In features, I usually find a minor character that’s just there for laughs and cut them out completely. Which makes me sad, but ultimately lowers page count and actors that need to be hired.

I need to cut 11 pages out of my feature and I’m losing my mind!

Choking on your own spit is so embarrassing. What am I? A literal baby who has no control over basic human functions??

I just signed up to be an instacart shopper on weekends, so if anyone has any writers rooms they’d like to staff me in instead, that would be great. I’ve never really understood how to choose the right watermelon.

Reminder that I have experience as a staff writer and on set!

If it walks like duck and talks like a duck…it’s a Nazi. And as a writer, I feel it’s my duty to point it out.

When the third Becky movie coming? I’m feeling very wrathful and could really use that nazi killing energy.

It’s officially spritz weather.

Just saw a commercial in which Taco Bell referred to itself as a “taco place”…I guess that’s technically correct?

Trying to become TikTok famous as a way to sell a show (I know…). The problem is I can’t help but say “fuck ICE and fuck Trump” in all my videos so the algorithm gets confused.

As much as I would love to take credit, this was all Christian and Gina! The cast all had such fun and hilarious ideas on how to play up their own “polycule” during scenes throughout! It was so much fun!

I know the world is basically burning! FUCK ICE! But on a personal note, I just landed in ATL for after a 10+ hour flight and my 4 hour layover is in a terminal that only sells Pepsi products.

Sitting in Heathrow and I just saw a man who was the equivalent of a Picasso painting. Super hot on approach, really not once he arrived.

Well he had to take a break to replenish those electrolytes!