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10/10 phrase

I heard her say it

I like the 90s cartoon :) but not…any of the rest

To piggyback, I just started reading R. Crumb’s Genesis and realized how fucked up it is in theory that god created us and treats us like we’re ticking time bombs of sin and only serves to punish people as motivation.

Like picture making a little guy out of clay just to be mean to him, why??

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A really slow weird mental TF sequence….

It genuinely is so confusing to me when I meet someone in person I have classified as whatever their icon is

I never interpreted the circle as a literal orange fruit and that’s so incredibly hilarious I might have to make it a sticker

I was gonna say how do you know but I forgot half my job is seeing customers in person LOL

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I was gonna say how do you know but I forgot half my job is seeing customers in person LOL

I’m glad everyone is with me on this LOL

I AM JUST A LITTLE KITTY

RIGHT??

WE ARE!!!

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Well now I’m a cutie patootie with a puberty mustache 🥰

Dw about it my face is just pale and tired lmao

Man real shit

You’re so strong I could never be a barber I’m such a socially inept stump LOL

Also I’m not attractive enough for any of you to date why do you care just pretend I’m really hot LMAO

Lmao next time I’ll just say “fed”

I think it’s like a distrust thing, if you can’t even show me your face why would I trust you? But idk man you don’t have to trust me you just have to really want a sticker and have 5$

It’s even weirder when I, a person who has never visited Washington, can identify parts of Washington (because so many furries live there and post themselves lol)

Genuinely I prefer to think of artists as ethereal bc frankly what we do is tantamount to magic

I should mention I don’t think using my actual name on my website and in my signatures and periodically telling you where I’ll be in person is particularly anonymous either

And I’m not one which is WHY I don’t show my face hahaha my art has way more rizz than me

I have like negative rizz too im not a personality lol

I’m curious:

I had someone qualify my presence online as “anonymous” today (in a negative connotation) because I never post my actual face.

I grew up in a more paranoid-of-the-internet era so I don’t do that often, so I guess my question is, is it important to you to see an artist’s real face?

An old painting I remembered and liked, weird little guys

For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also ✨

Ok well obviously I have not opened the shop but I will next week. I had some personal things to handle and have too much client work and con/GOH work to mess with it right now! So I’ll see yall in March lol