An Older Woman with far too many cats at the moment

OMG are you staying in a fancy hotel in New Orleans, where the first floor is really luxe but the rooms are upscale tenement? I've been there!

Why did adults decide we needed such a difficult niche piece of knowledge? I had to learn several of these things. Never sang them again in 65 years.

Remember to ask the door man to unzip you when you get home. Give him a $20.

Batshit, yes. But the dancing is so good!

As a long time follower, may I suggest that the figure skater represents your navigation through the years caring for your family, your home, and your career. The drum is your own, the one you must beat for recognition. Much love, Lynn

All of this shit is really fucking with my plan to spend my senior years traveling abroad.

Went to Wendy's for a fish sandwich a couple of days ago. They're not doing them this this year, WTF. Now I must wander the desert (Albuquerque) to find a decent fish sandwich. Last year, Whataburger told me they were out of tartar sauce.

Gatos know best!

Ah, you have open land. Men love relieving themselves in the great outdoors!

JK, sending best wishes to Mr. Farm.

I just thought it was nice that the plane had a bar to provide deportees a refreshing cocktail as they are being sent to a country they have no knowledge about how to survive.

oh for fucks sake, I hate these people.

one of my favorite "recipes" goes like this:

microwave as many sweet potatoes as you want

heat up some coconut milk ( not coconut cream, for heaven's sake) and whisk in red curry paste til it's a nice rosy color.

peel and mash the sweet potatoes

fold in the coconut red curry sauce

yum yum yum

a man with a mustache is wearing a cowboy hat and saying `` isn t that a daisy ? '' Alt: Val Kilmer has had enough.

Or...

Who else warms their cat's ears by holding them between your thumb and fore finger? I've always done this and they love it!

I'm horrified by the concept that Trump is making this move in alignment with Israel who we condemn for the assault on Gaza. Everything is horrible.

I remember using the phrase in the late eighties. It was code for "I expect you to take care of this." We learned other more genteel ways to end our emails in the nineties,

"Your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated."

"I appreciate your assistance in resolving this situation."

Let's not overlook the man who came up with the idea, skipped every possible hiring process, and set the bar at "do you hate black, brown, and lightly tan people?" and then offered them a bounty per head.

just downloaded their first three eps.

If you want a guaranteed giggle, check out the Handsome podcast with Tig Natoro, Fortune Feimster, and Mae Martin. Starting from the beginning is highly recommended.

God love ya, honey.

That's what You Tube is for.

The wind was pretty wild here today.

Your friend will bring you the water bottle and treats. It's so wonderful you have friends close by to support you.

RIP cutie pie Bud Cort, I intend to watch Harold and Maude tomorrow snuggled in a blanket and eating green chile macaroni and cheese. Cats may be involved.

but Grogu...my heart yearns for him.

Hey, just for fun, let's have a competition to find just one person in this administration who is a decent human. Just one.

We have Whataburger in New Mexico so if you don't want to visit Texas, you can always visit us.

Been thinking the same thing.

I was just thinking about Ben Ray last night. I need to tell his people to get him on Bluesky.

I find it adorable as I drink my coffee!