Claire

many such cases!

i call this one "haircut"

who else up late easin they peas

true story

sexually frustrated zoophile who works at a doggy daycare: whose dick do i gotta suck around here to suck a dog's dick??

fellas... you ever drink so much piss it starts comin out your dick??

we should give straight women disability benefits

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

STEP 1
Work hard to achieve my goals.

STEP 0
Figure out what to do to achieve my goals.

STEP -1
Figure out what my goals should be.

STEP -2
Establish sound methodology to interpret and resolve deontic questions.

STEP -8
How is it that some things are, while others fail to be?

合格した！！！/I PASSED!!!!!!

Cammy reached 260k tonight!!

"society flourishes when men plant trees they'll never sit under the shade of" - northernlion

i am 32

inget dåligt kan hända, det kan bara bra hända

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is one of the best pieces of art ever made. very thankful that i got to exist in the same time period as this masterpiece

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

thought i was gonna fail this shit but i got an A- 💀

actual thought i just had in 34F/1C weather: "wtf why can i see my breath? it's not even cold"

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.

very fucked up how ICE has me worried about all of my immigrant friends & their families

we should start calling the combination of turkey + mashed potatoes + gravy "american curry"

Bad news woke mob!
Pibb has officially stopped being extra (they/them)! Please respect mr pibb's detransition and refer to him using he/him only!

255k!

this is 3000 miles further than the Moon's maximum distance from the earth 🫨

the aurora was here the other day

legalize talking to yourself in public and just kinda having a threatening demeanor

crazy sunset tonight