I’d take you over Langdon any day
10.03.2026 17:35
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I’d take you over Langdon any day
This did make me laugh!!!
"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"
This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.
We did an exercise involving writing something down and passing it to the next person and it was like they were receiving hieroglyphics. I do also think many students have worse handwriting than they used to because they … never hand write?
New “oh my god what has raising kids on screens done” level unlocked: I have discovered that many of my students cannot read handwriting (not cursive, just handwriting!!), either mine or their peers’ or anyone’s except their own
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
Have decided to channel all my anxieties and anger at the world into my kid’s youth sports games, that’s gonna work out really well, right
If a kid tries to go with “I never liked this version of the project and I wanted to do a different thing but no one would listen so it’s not my fault it sucks” you can say “Did you follow the group contract plan about what to do if there’s a disagreement?”
If a kid comes to you saying “I did all the work because Student X wouldn’t do their part and it’s not fair” you can say “Did you follow the group contract plan about what to do if a group member doesn’t uphold their responsibilities?”
today’s teacher tip: have groups make group work contracts before embarking on a group project, it will solve (almost) all of your group work woes
My wife told me that people not consuming a consistent diet of literature is why they struggle with empathy & putting themselves in the shoes of others & now I see it in everything.
Nothing surprising about this guy beating his chest & proudly proclaiming that he doesn’t read though.
No shit man.
if you're a teacher wondering if the horrific transphobia ripples in the wider world are affecting your trans kids' performance in school, spoiler: they are
This post is about Natsume Soseki's Kokoro, which I have taught several times and which never fails to hit at least a few students particularly hard. (Also, this student read WAY ahead ... I have a feeling more may come around when the whole class reaches the end!!)
sometimes all you need to fuel you through the day is ONE (1) student telling you how transformative it was for them to read a book you assigned
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is dictator and pronounced kahnayjheedawhee
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
also all notaries should be just a little strange, it makes signing documents fun
The other day we had a notary at our house who was pleasantly wacky; we started talking about astrology & she told me that apparently this year is my Reset Year and it's a really good thing and I am clinging to that as we ring in my birthday month even though everything else is crumbling?
Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
I could come up with something pithy and cynical to post but I’m just sad and angry right now.
ah yes, another week during which I promised myself I would “catch up on grading” has almost come and gone…
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
This is super generous! I am going to share your newsletter with them next week and I'll see if there are any bites :)
(p.s. I say "disasters" with teacherly love) (this is also a group that I haven't been able to get to quiet down fully since August and today we had 45 minutes of silence during which everyone was drawing maps)
I am not a map expert but if any of you guys have cool resources for high schoolers who are mostly ADHD/distracted disasters but suddenly love maps, let me know
my 9th grade students have gotten really into maps and it's my favorite thing??
maybe the humanities are needed bc without them the rich say things like "people are like horses"
A good thing to read today.
I do love that they’re showcasing how difficult navigating the system can be for people with various different needs and experiences.
