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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

I am loving Sandwich Guy’s acquittal because it means one of those ICE fascists had to testify in court that his tacticool bulletproof gear could not protect him from a sandwich. The smell of mustard now constitutes harm.

FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medication—Check Your Cabinets Now Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.

www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

Screenshot of Reductress post. Jake tapper sitting next to Hakeem Jeffries Text reads: Establishment Democrats Just Not Sure if Mamdani Went About Decisive, Crushing Victory the Right Way @reductress Reductress*

I feel like the universe just played Fuck-Mary-Kill with Jonathan Bailey, Zohar Mamdani, and Dick Cheney

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

Anyway if you’re in Maine take a minute and go vote to preserve voting.

Criminalizing porch piracy would kill my eternal yard sale business :(

Y’all called me hysterical but now we can all see that I was in fact significantly underestimating the fucking danger, so it’s time to eat your crow and also my entire ass.

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?

It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted

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It’s like when they thought people were turning mice trans

My great gramma was always saying this, so wise beyond her years.

I'm sure we've all heard the old saying, but it bears repeating:

The best time to have hired etsy witches was ten years ago.

The second best time is today.

"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.

Anybody able to get past the paywall and tell us precisely what words were apparently engraved?

It used to be that people feared violence because the status quo kept us all collectively safe. Now we all live at the whims of executive orders. There is nothing to lose and so nothing to mourn.

Got a post removed cuz I said that if the situation were reversed the white house would have posted an AI ASMR video of the shooting. I maintain that this is nonthreatening and demonstrably the truth.

More than 60 shipping containers fall off cargo ship into water at Port of Long Beach Officials said that after crews started to release the straps holding the containers down, they started to fall into the water, sparking the domino effect.

abc7.com/post/shippin...

Big boat shedding?

When the rivers are poisoned and the last tree has fallen you will discover that you cannot staunch a bullet wound with money.

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

I'm not usually an Etsy proponent but if these witches do not get a *glowing* five star review...

The fact that people will cast dash and then jump twenty feet OVER my other characters just to get to him. His squishiness is an irresistable aura.
My current strategy is to give him a shield that allows a counterattack as a reaction and then plant him inside Shadowheart's radiant hula hoop.

They're gonna have to replace it all again in a week when they decide that secretary is a girls' job and he's actually the DIRECTOR of war.

One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested. Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away. House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.” Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests? Read more House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

At this point my 10-year plan is "I hope the people who invade us to put a stop to our war crimes are kinder toward civilians than we are."

how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW

"I am here to be rude, because this is a rude technology, and it deserves a rude response."