Just did that thing where I waved back at someone not waving at me but a person near me so I'm going to go crawl in a hole now bye
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Just did that thing where I waved back at someone not waving at me but a person near me so I'm going to go crawl in a hole now bye
Oh man, this is going to decimate the rotation. He’s probably out until September, at the earliest.
When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz
The government took an hour from us and I refuse to accept this
I'm 100% certain that 85% of karaoke problems are reading speed issues
DJ hashtagpoundsign thats mine you can't have it
My kid has 50/50 chance of getting his underwear on the right way and yet 85% of the time it's backwards. Maybe he prefers it that way?
$525 for floor tickets? Gorillaz, you crazy
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
Mine was apparently allergic to turkey and fish oil. Chicken only food with no additives did the trick.
Fuck to the Kristi Noem
Wow I should not have named my dog after my social security number
they will happily sacrifice as many troops as they need. i don’t even know what to say anymore. anyone supporting this war is dumb as fuck and will lead to a less safe world every day this continues
piano keys tumbling out of our mouths as we march ourselves merrily into the fucking abyss
Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke
"I also think whores are lying to ME!!" hot damn new Taylor Tomlinson is good stuff
Iranian intelligence has a huge advantage since they can just check polymarket to see what the US will do next.
The immigrants are the problem. Migrant caravans coming soon.
Oh and the trans community. Totally a realistic issue.
And then also brown Muslims. Yup that's the one stealing your freedoms.
Queue up the Tom Petty cuz I'm out of clean underwear
I've listened to an unholy amount of Elvis today. Counterprogramming my brain now with MF Doom.
I have been Elvis pilled. Or at least nearly everything before Blue Hawaii.
Just saw a "my wife spoils me" post with the most horrendously 'chopped' onions I've ever seen and, sir: I disagree
If you ever need to judge how committed your significant other is just let them watch you dance to 311
Every time I think the kids are alright I get flooded with jestermaxxing and goon mogging and we should probably just throw it all away
I have discovered Vampire Survivors and my life will never be the same.
jfc lady shoving the phone at him is obviously not working. He's fucking around specifically to get you to look at him! How do you not get this?
