Dr. Raccoon

Wtf? Like, seriously... Wtf?

I woke up this morning, had a cup of coffee and realized I'm not living in a country governed by child-raping murderers.
Feels good, guys... Really good.

Looks like every women who slept with a gop voter... Nothing to see here

Shocking

The post-davos dem press conference was the weakest shit I have ever seen...
When every sentence is just another version "we would like to respectfully ask the president...", just take a rope to the attic.

Wanna know what would hurt ice agents? Getting shot in the face 3 times for no apparent reasons...

Mmm, yummy... So many free billions for the nazi regime. Enough too close more shelters, food banks, and good money for arming gestapo raids.

These guys are your neighbors.
Would you accept a pedophile kindergardener?
Would you accept a child molester as a priest?
an extremely violent babysitter?

As long as these scumbags are still breathing, the answer is clearly Yes

Can anyone remind me what "Dems" means? Sounds like something from the last century

"Pedophile protector" is gonna be every u.s. person's middle name...
As an example:
John/Jane Pedophile Protector Doe is a pedophile protector

Wait till she finds out about Martin Luther, not the King Jr. version...

They just do what they want coz they figured no court would stop them... Hello 2026

Lowest quality is all... And sometimes you get a pair of such perfection that you gonna keep them for life...
It's either the restaurant's accountant and/or boss that hates the clients and simply gives you matchsticks to put food in your mouth or they love and pamper you.

2nd amendment as well... Hundreds of millions of guns to prevent a hostile takeover but ppl still shoot randoms & kids like it's GTA rather than the scumbags that are stealing tax dollars every second.

Still curious if/when the military will end this time of misery or if they plan to go full nazi russia/iran/north korea to save their own necks...

In old news, all ice agents should take 10 pills of tylenol 5 times a day to make the world a better place.

People might disagree but personally I would even push Cheung into the (XXL) woodchopper before Miller... Same result but a matter of setting priorities

EU is simply taking back the tariff reductions agreed upon in 2025 is all

Bulk prices for 9mm bullets is <1$... Just saying 🦝

So... what we got here for a happy Monday?

- cocaine prices will drop due to the Venezuela thing and stock dump
- China exports surplus is beyond expectations, thx to trmp
- Thailand and Spain proof that flights are still better than trains
- Greenland still isn't gringoland
.... 🦝

48h later they will be deep-throating him on c-span yelling "finally hole milk"...
All of them

All their future victims are dying of measles hence the land grab...

It's a scam obv... He just wants you at some army base so he can rape your wife and children is all.
Just saying... 🦝

Also Denmark and many others followed the braindead us gvmt down the rabbit hole of WMD in Iraq/Afghanistan etc.
Lied, betrayed, still loyal... Until now.

Cory Booker is like "I'm a traitor, your worst dem nightmare... But at least I'm not white so there's that!"