John Olifur

Makes sense if you've already sent everyone else with two arms and two legs to the front.

You drive?

Fell off a 1000 meter Cliff in Norway while wearing nothing but a red g-string in the shape of an elephant. It was an incredibly cold day...the elephant's trunk was nothing to be proud of.

I had my pass pulled once for doing a gainer off an 876 foot bridge while wearing a kilt. As I went head down and my tartan fluttered I the wind, I distinctly remember feeling a strong draft where men aren't accustomed to feeling a draft.

Briefly dated a girl who was involved in rigging elections in Moldova.

Debugged and found a workaround for a bug in Excel that causes it to randomly crash when loading/running VBA macros. The bug has existed for at least 16 years. It's still not fixed, and only a handful of people in the world know about it.

It's amazing what you can survive with a little luck and the experience to not panic in a crisis.

It takes a lot of luck to survive long enough to gain the experience to not panic in a crisis.

Many years later the building complex I landed next to, Алые Паруса, was blown up by Ukraine.

At least, the lobby of one of the buildings was blown up.

The under-bridge landing was intense. It was just past midnight in a snowstorm, close to -20C. As I flew underneath the bridge, ambient light from the street lamps was suddenly blotted out and everything went pitch black.

Landed in darkness with nothing but tons of cement above and ice below.

Crashed vertically into the ground at 65km/h. Walked away with just scratches.

Went to the Bahamas to see SBF a few days before his arrest. I may have been the last non-family to meet up with him. His pad was sick.

Intentionally flew under a bridge as I landed onto the frozen Moscow River.

BS. I was born in a litter of six.

Just maybe, if John could set aside his perverse sexual obsession with homoerotic rats for five minutes, he would realize that most of us furries do NOT enter the world alone!

It's time for us to take a stand against this kind of prejudice. Operation Epic Furry!

З днем ​​народження!

Trump's hands aren't that big.

Whoever's war it is, it's a distraction from the Trump-Epstein files.

Another Friday, another reason to join the fight against fascism.

There doesn't exist a place where borscht is not good.

I can't help but read "Operation Epic Furry".

Every time I see it.

Keep in mind, these are the same Waymos that have a reputation for circling endlessly in parking lots and incessantly honking at each other in cul-de-sacs.

I can't even imagine how Waymos will operate in London. Way too many bidirectional streets with only one car-width worth of lane space.

If two Waymos meet on a London road,
Can one of them reverse into a parallel spot,
And wait so that the other may pass?
For that shall make all the difference.

We should have helped Ukraine end the war as soon as it started. Ironically though, if Ukraine had gotten the help it deserved, it wouldn't be very useful right now.

Ukraine has an effective air defense today specifically because it hasn't received the help it deserved from 2014 to now.

Another Friday, another chance to top up the anti-fascism jar.

TRANSLATION: The United States continues to profit off Ukraine. We have not yet begun to profit off russia, and we do not stand in the way of others profiting off Ukraine.

I can't be the only one wishing I had more context about these posts.

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