Horrific! I will cover Kiwi’s eyes.
28.02.2026 08:28
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Horrific! I will cover Kiwi’s eyes.
So, if you are in or can get to London and would like to book tickets, you can do so here:
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LIVE SHOW ALERT: Both I and @performingnerd.bsky.social will be appearing at An Evening of Unnecessary Detail on 16th March 2026! We are both so thrilled to be doing this gig, having been fans for years. This is also extremely exciting for me as this will be only my second ever non-home crowd!
It's a bit weird that we keep burying people in cemeteries given that not a single bone tree has actually sprouted in all this time.
Well this is depressing and familiar >>
I scored 90% on Have I Got Phobia For You. Test yourself here www.higpfy.co.uk
This is, in every possible sense, me.
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PARENTS BE VIGILANT check your kids' Halloween sweets, I just found two vast and trunkless legs of stone in an eternal king of kings wrapper 😠
A really good way to make your dream of having to do sumo come real.
Um actually, this isn’t funny; White Houses only do this when they’re very distressed or in pain
Accidentally woke my computer up, now it won’t stop posting on tumblr.
"Scrutiny" - a person with a mouthful of Caesar salad, describing its qualities
Guy I didn’t want to see this the first time
I’m going to attend! Join us.
… no comment
The man remains truly excellent and this is going to be amazing
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The amazing detail in this story is this lad's neighbour frantically whistling to try and draw the ship's attention to the dangerous local hazard known as [checks notes] Norway.
If it hadn't noticed houses are generally stand on vessels a bit of whistling probably ain't going to do it, fella.
Please, PLEASE let this turn into actual action.
An illustration of a bisected Minion lying on a plate in front of a hungry Gru, sat with cutlery clenched in his fists and a modesty cloth covering his eyes and concealing the shameful act from The Lord The text below is quoting @brainmage’s magnificent verse from the original post.
Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…
Kiwi stalks his prey.
Kiwi, a green and yellow budgie, sits on a red & white striped hot water bottle, inside a transparent travel cage. He looks happy and comfortable, evidence by a mighty forehead floof.
This is a Kiwi the Budgie fan account now.
Here is Kiwi the budgie, deciding to become a jam.
Amendment to alt text — this demo is in London, not Edinburgh.
A poster advertising a demonstration in Edinburgh. The image shows the raised power fist in trans flag colours. The text reads, Emergency Demo; Trans Liberation. 1pm Sat 19 April, Parliament Square. Below the details are the logos of organisations involved.
Go to your local demo.
I got into Harry Potter as a teen before it blew up - my mom was a librarian and gave me the first one to read
I loved them for a long time
JK Rowling is a fascist TERF who wants to kill my friends and she and the entire series can go to hell, she’ll never see a cent from me again
I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...
@smallant.live I think my budgie, Kiwi, is your biggest fan. He sits and chats to you when I watch your vods!
I did a thing.
Hey friends! 🇺🇸
Tonight is my US TV debut! 😬
Friends in America - keep an eye out on The CW for tonight’s episode of Penn & Teller: Fool Us!
We filmed this back in July, and I’ve been SO excited about it since!!
(UK & “other” friends: it’ll be on YouTube by the time you wake up 😅)
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