A light grey chicken with feather ear tufts standing with a very wide stance on a vet counter with her head up in the air looking down at you like she means business.
Colonel Sander's about to drop the hottest album of the year.
And by that I mean we start trying to burn it down.
Petition to make Big Tex into America's Gävlebocken.
A light grey chicken with feathered ear tuffs in a small coop
Colonel Sanders girlbossed too close to the sun* and had to get spayed last week.
She's now mad if I don't prep her meds fast enough because she wants the mealworms I put them on lol
*started overproducing eggs and had one break inside her
Yeah, sorry, I had a clog in the sink I really needed to take care of.
Our Winchester-ass house also has 3 fire places: 1wood burning in the living room, 2 gas ones upstairs in bedrooms. We were basically forced to have the gas lines disconnected from the upstairs ones and the wood one had to have its chimney almost completely redone.
Listening to the Podcast Mines @cohostsherms.bsky.social @badfuckinpodcasts.com talk about their terrible house wiring and I must share that when someone turns on the garbage disposal in the kitchen the lights in our front entry way dim.
A windchime with a sort of faux stained glass rooster covered in glitter at the top with copper chimes hanging off it
I bought this horribly kitschy windchime at the hardware store yesterday and it's so ugly and I love him with all my heart.
Statue of a Baby Jesus standing in a funky little pose holding up two fingers. He's a very white baby Jesus.
Painting of another very white Baby Jesus that looks like a tired middle aged British man.
They don't actually have to be buff, as long as they definitely don't look like a real baby.
The best game to play at museums is "Buff Baby Jesus."
There are no losers, only winners.
You just go around and take photos of the weird little Jesus babies, and collect them like Pokémon.
Dearest French people,
Is your word for avocado really the same as for lawyer ?
The French Meadows website has a really good page for measuring with photos and everything.
https://www.frenchmeadowscorsets.com/sizing-measurements/
As much as it's gone downhill in other areas, Etsy still has a good number of sewists who make custom corsets.
I also just got some stays (technically not a corset in the historical fashion sense, but close enough) from French Meadows Corsets.
Things like the corset trying to cinch you in not at your natural waist, or the curve of the hip hitting you in a weird spot.
One made for your proportions will be much more comfortable.
If you can go for a custom made to your exact measurements corset that is by far the best option.
The main reason you hear people complaining that corsets are "so painful" is that the corset doesn't fit correctly.
I am becoming known at our town's weekly queer variety show as the weirdo who will randomly tip a performer with British Pounds.
I'm cultivating a look that causes people to respond with "yeah, I figured" when I say I collect bones.
me and the girls waiting for the pack ice to break so I can let them into bluesky
Finger tattoos of stylized planetary symbols and stars
Ya boy got new tattoos
A chicken butt
Guess what
