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#TheLastDriveIn #MST3K #TMBG Mostly memes I steal from Reddit.

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I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

05.03.2026 06:08 👍 9682 🔁 1758 💬 88 📌 17

It's got balls. It's got rusted nail. It's got dirty jock straps. All the things them manly men are into.

04.03.2026 21:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that... a glory hole?

04.03.2026 19:22 👍 43 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0
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04.03.2026 21:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It has been. Along with the service for my mom and just the other night, we canceled around $300 of subscriptions she had that my dad had no clue about.

On the plus side, while working on myself, I went to some TMNT Magic The Gathering prerelease events and have had a blast. I'm going again 2nite.

04.03.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I appreciate it. We've just finished up a month plus project of clearing out her offices that were packed with records and other stuff she was trying to sell on ebay. There's still so much more to do in other areas but at least my dad doesn't gave to keep paying for offices that aren't getting used.

04.03.2026 19:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's all right. Things have been bad. My mom died January 29th after an onset of her cancer and going on hospice for a month, and I'm going to be getting divorced. I've been moved out since mid-January, living in my dad's house again at 44. I've not been on lately because I've just been dealing.

04.03.2026 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

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One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

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The clown himself, Mr McDonald.

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27.02.2026 18:21 👍 387 🔁 69 💬 6 📌 5
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So I went to a TMNT prerelease tonight. Not because I was excited for the set but because it was my first prerelease in a long time, and I had to miss Lorwyn.

I really enjoyed it.

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This means I have to play more, doesn't it?

#TMNT #magicthegathering #magic #prerelease

28.02.2026 04:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 19:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#DarkKnightoftheScarecrow #horrorsky #horrormovie

27.02.2026 02:14 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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SAVE Act is dead

27.02.2026 00:40 👍 945 🔁 257 💬 21 📌 72

Fuck that's good.

27.02.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don't believe in labels but my friends do

27.02.2026 14:29 👍 335 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 3

That's a fair point. I think magic sets need Ron to stretch and breathe, and limiting itself to a school system doesn't give it that.

27.02.2026 19:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Complete Guide To Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Prerelease: youtu.be/M10iAXpXYyA
#MagicTheGathering

25.02.2026 17:12 👍 104 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 3

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

27.02.2026 14:09 👍 13786 🔁 3658 💬 167 📌 177

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

27.02.2026 15:49 👍 1745 🔁 299 💬 14 📌 19

I'm in this comic...

And I like it! 👍

27.02.2026 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When August Met... (Part 1/4) - Gator Days

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August - Alligator - A single guy working in IT at a tech start up. Has a lot of trouble talking to people.

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Panel 1

August's roommate has dragged him to another party. August has mostly just been standing around awkwardly while everyone around him shifts and moves around. No one has complimented him on his shirt that says "VIDEO GAME JOKE".

August: Why did Seth have to drag me here? I hate parties.

Panel 2

August looks around and decides that he might as well make the most of his time at the party.

August: Well, I guess it would be good to socialize. I rarely talk with anyone.

Panel 3

August has decided to be brave and find someone to hang out with. He's found someone with potential and says hello.

August: Hey cutie! Mind if I sit with you?

Panel 4

August is now sitting on a couch with someone's pet dog on his lap. August now watches everyone else socialize while he pets the dog.

August: This counts.

I'd say it counts.

When August Met... (Part 1/4) - Gator Days Characters August - Alligator - A single guy working in IT at a tech start up. Has a lot of trouble talking to people. Transcript Panel 1 August's roommate has dragged him to another party. August has mostly just been standing around awkwardly while everyone around him shifts and moves around. No one has complimented him on his shirt that says "VIDEO GAME JOKE". August: Why did Seth have to drag me here? I hate parties. Panel 2 August looks around and decides that he might as well make the most of his time at the party. August: Well, I guess it would be good to socialize. I rarely talk with anyone. Panel 3 August has decided to be brave and find someone to hang out with. He's found someone with potential and says hello. August: Hey cutie! Mind if I sit with you? Panel 4 August is now sitting on a couch with someone's pet dog on his lap. August now watches everyone else socialize while he pets the dog. August: This counts. I'd say it counts.

When August Met... (Part 1/4) - Gator Days

27.02.2026 17:43 👍 2867 🔁 424 💬 26 📌 9
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Is It Worth It To Buy The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Commander Deck?
A Magic: The Gathering Product Review: youtu.be/IJQxqyB87e0

#MagicTheGathering

27.02.2026 18:45 👍 68 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 1
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I'd like to take a moment just to say how much I love Bone by Jeff Smith.

That's all. Go read it.

27.02.2026 19:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.02.2026 21:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moving my belongings to a secondary storage location. May Dog have mercy on us all.

22.02.2026 00:18 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0