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Dad, Asimov enthusiast, Trekkie, part time Podcaster - starsendpodcast.com

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May i gently remind you of the actions of Ron Paul's neighbor...

11.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I played ice hockey in a beer league for many years. Mostly men, some women, I actually have no idea if there were any Trans skaters on my team or even in the league (of 700 total, so there must have been) but nobody gave a damn. Lace 'em up, get out on the ice. Utopia.

10.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dead Kennedys Center

10.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAL 9000

10.03.2026 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dammit, how can there be no gifs of Mother, Jugs & Speed?

10.03.2026 05:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't believe you. Noone could get to the end of both of those in ANY amount of time.

10.03.2026 05:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a polka dot shirt is pointing at the word cake Alt: Eddie Izzard: Cake or Death?
10.03.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hyman Roth finally getting the criminal paradise he always wanted

09.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tracey Ullman. Amazing.

09.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chesterton was a raging anti-semite, so that tracks

09.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I used to think that supreme executive power derived from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony, but now I'm not so sure.

08.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know others have said this before, but I'm about ready to try strange women lyin' ponds distributin' swords as the basis for a system of government.

08.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The founder of it all.

08.03.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did Claude write these posts?

08.03.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The '62 Mets won the world series because the rest of the league unconditionally surrendered, whether they knew it or not.

06.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, they especially like it when you get DIRECTLY BETWEEN them and their cubs.

06.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does she get a new orange jumpsuit?

05.03.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm gonna give you a mulligan on your Rush hatred, but be advised that you are now, Stephen Colbert style, on notice.

05.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By Jesus I assume you mean Neil Peart...

05.03.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a grid background . Alt: Max max mmmax headroom

I think we just need to make this guy the prez and then we can all go home.

05.03.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wait till those AI punters start hitting those 55 yarders with insane hang times and then you'll be changing your tune, just you wait and see.

05.03.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Little puppy Miri.

Little puppy Miri.

Named the new puppy Miri. If my lady ever figures out it's a Star Trek thing, I am 100% cooked.

05.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plus you have to do a lot of work to properly "own" the code, so you know exactly why every line of code is there. It can be a useful tool, but you have to be very, very careful with it.

03.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, this one is a classic.

03.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No soap, radio.

Okay, I've had a few tonight.

03.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing anti-semitic about that character, nothing anti-Irish about "Big Mac" being the chief of police, and nothing anti-moron about Mayor McCheese.

01.03.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm old enough to remember when the Grimace was considered "evil" before the woke mob took over.

01.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude, I've always maintained that ez-pass is the culmination of human culture and technology. Ask me why. 1/14,237

01.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still trying in vain to get @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social to do 'The Late Great Planet Earth' on the @ifbookspod.bsky.social podcast.

28.02.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dad jokes will continue until morale improves.

28.02.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0