Describe Maga:
A cult of micropenis men and the frustrated bitches that love them.
12.03.2026 13:28
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Describe Maga:
A cult of micropenis men and the frustrated bitches that love them.
We need to vote more people in elected positions that have been punched in the mouth at least once. I can name a few that I think it would massively help.
Thank you, you revolting Maga cultists! Another republican president, another recession and middle east forever war. Describes every single republican president in my 47 years of life, but you thought it'd be different if you put a lifelong conman, pedophilic rapist felon in office. Genius.
Hey, I just thought of something. That rash on his hand and head.
Mark of the beast?
And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting ggting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn
Next stop is in Iran
Hi kids! Just a quick departure from the nightmare that is reality -
Did you know there was a memory card called "compact flash?"
Yeah, it was a 1 inch square with little holes on the bottom, used mostly in digital cameras.
I sold the 1 gig when it came out. Know how much? $200. Around 2004.
If we still have a country after this, we need to open a national museum on Maga. You know, like the holocaust museum. Filled with pictures and video of all these beautiful raging magats, and damaged building parts, etc. To warn our children against our own brand of fascism and shame these monsters.
I can tell ya, if I were a leader of a major foreign power, I'd know there's never been a better opportunity to attack the US than there is now. We have nice toys, but completely inept leadership, and most people, other than many Americans, know a little history.
They should put more classical music in video games. That's the medium now, and I have no problem admitting that looney tunes first turned me on to classical, now I'm go to symphonies. They called them Merrie Melodies for a reason. Just a random thought.
Fucking die already.
Get ready. I'd bet money tonight will be the most embarrassing night in American history at the SOTU. It's gonna be so epically horrifying, we can't even imagine it. Bring a vomit bag
Confused by satire VS reality. So is this all fabricated, or is the rfk keto quote true and the brisket satire? Or both? Satire has got to be the hardest job right now, because reality is basically a cartoon.
Okay, so the tariff thing.
So, what time tonight do you think Trump will strike Iran? There's no strategy in anything, just the whims of an old demented rapist narcissistic pedophile who's gonna send Americans off to die for his imagined grievances. It was always gonna happen, just faster now.
Sound more like they're attempting to add a layer to argue lowering the age of consent to me. This and in underage labor laws in red states.
The time for talking was over for me a long time ago. I've said all my words. Now, it's time for another approach, the only one bullies understand. I'm more than ready.
If I were forced, I'd choose dog shit over any magat. At least it could be used for fertilizer. Magats serve no purpose other than to use up resources and make everyone's lives harder and more miserable. They're a lot worse than shit.
If we had a shred of integrity or honor left, generals would go into the white house and drag this disgusting criminal out of the white house by his hair. The world is watching our cowardice. America F-yeah unless it's an 80 yr old felon traitor pedophile. We suck, and the whole world sees it now.
Proposal - Let's start calling them SS. You know, for Shit Stains.
Hey, I'm all for taking the kids smartphones while at school. Just as soon as we go one fucking year without a student being murdered in one.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. No. No, I don't think I want to. Everyone is raging. Rage shuts off that light. Rage ignores our soul. Rage has made me sick.
I recognize why it's dying, and I no longer want to participate.
Protect your light, it's about all we can do right now.
I've officially lost 100 pounds. My goal of sexy grandpa and leaving a decent looking corpse is underway.
The only thing more dangerous for the economy than people not constantly buying superfluous crap, is changing their habits buying superfluous crap because they realized it's superfluous crap.
When Jesus said give unto Ceasar, perhaps he should've clarified he didn't mean their worship.
