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Screenshot from "Letter from our correspondent" in "Papua New Guinea Courier"
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.
Hmmm 🤔
Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is laying down on the floor, as Blue appears from the background, observing him. Green, thinking: Alright, time to get up now. Green remains on the floor, unmoving, as Blue prepares to pounce. Green, still in thought: Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get uuup Green has still made no attempt to get up, as Blue is leaping right on top of him, visible only as a blue vaguely fox-shaped blur. Green: Any minute now. Blue lands on top of Green, across his back, effectively preventing him from getting up. Green looks mildly surprised but not disappointed. Blue: Hi. Green: Hi.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green turns towards Blue, who looks at him with embarrassment, with a piece of paper on the ground in front of him. Blue has a large bandage on his lower back. Blue: Hey Green, could you pick that up for me? Green: Sure. Green bends down to pick up the paper, as Blue looks at him sadly. Blue: I'm sorry you have to take care of me like this. Green: Oh hush. Green stands back up, looking at Blue in the eyes, holding the piece of paper in his teeth. Green: I don't mind caring for you because I know you won't mind taking care of me when I'm sick. Blue: Were you planning to get sick soon? Green kisses Blue, dropping the paper back on the floor. Green: Nobody plans to get sick. You plan for when you get sick.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting on the opposite ends of a mattress, with a scrungled-up fitted sheet resting on top of the mattress between them. The foxes look at each other, full of confidence. Green: Ready to tackle putting on the fitted sheet? Blue: Yep! Blue and Green begin to struggle with the sheet, stretching it over the mattress. Blue: Is it still on right? Green: No! The left corner escaped! After great painstaking efforts, the foxes succeed. Standing on the opposite sides of the now sheet-covered mattress, they admire the fruits of their hard work. Green: Phew! Finally! The foxes draw back in surprise as the mattress suddenly gives in under the strain of the bedsheet, folding nearly in half into a banana shape, as the corners of the mattress are pulled up by the corners of the sheet.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in a fox-height pit of snow, standing up to their eyes. Both of them are holding shovels. Green: You know what's my favourite thing about snow? Blue: What? The foxes begin to dig deeper into the hole, shoveling snow over their shoulders. Green: It's the only problem that will go away if you just ignore it for long enough. You can just shovel it all up in a pile somewhere, and wait. The foxes stop digging. The hole is now so deep that only the tips of their ears and shovels are showing. Blue: I think we have found the roof of my car. Green: Sweet.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green is getting up, stretching contently, while Blue is still asleep. Green: Ah, the sweetness of sleep in your own bed after visiting friends. Blue wakes up in fuzzy confusion as Green snaps wide awake, alert. Green: Oh no! I forgot to text my friends that I got home! Green rushes out of bed, eyes wide. Blue, off-panel from the bed: Can't you just do that now? Green: Too late! Green peers out of the window, looking down at a whole group of multicolour foxes, who look up at the window. One of them, lime green, is holding a phone. Green: It's okay! I'm alive! Lime Fox: Call off the search.
This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
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Me being blue right now
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are approaching Blue's little brother, bringing a present. Blue: Hi little bro! Happy birthday! little blue: Hi! Blue and Green watch as Blue's little brother starts to enthusiastically shred the present's wrapper. Green: How does it feel to have a birthday this close to Christmas? little blue: Hard to say. This is is where it always is. Blue and Green watch as little blue digs his way further into the gift box. Green: Yeah, fair point. How does it feel to be sixteen? Little blue, now sitting inside the box with wrappers strewn all about, looks out at them. little blue: I don't know yet. I've never been sixteen before.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who turns to look at him. Blue: What should we do for dinner? Green: Hmm. We have potatoes, onions, that tomato sauce in the fridge... Blue curls his tail persuasively, as Green frowns. Blue: ...Or we could order pizza. Green: We have food at home that we should be eating first before- Blue covers Green's eyes with his tail. Blue: Nope, no we don't. We have no foods here. You can't see any foods. Green: Well, then I suppose we must resort to ordering pizza. Blue: Nice.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting on their respective computers, backs towards each other, but looking at each other over their shoulders. Green is wearing a festive red christmas hat. Green: I'm having an online christmas party with my friends this year. Blue: Okay, have fun! Some time later, the foxes are still at their computers. Staring intently at his own screen, Blue jumps in surprise. Startled by Blue's scream, Green jumps as well, his christmas hat jumping with him. Blue: No, brother! Look out! As both foxes settle down, Green addresses the friends' group chat on his own computer. Green: That was my boyfriend. He's playing with his little brother. Green turns towards Blue, who looks back at him. Green: My friends want me to ask you to tell little bro that they said "hi".
Indeed…
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green both scream in frustration, Blue is sweating while Green is shivering. The foxes turn to complain to each other. Blue: It's too hot! Green: I'm freezing! A moment passes as the foxes look at each other, a light bulb of inspiration lighting between them. The foxes hug each other, content, radiating both warm and cold, with a text above them: The embrace of thermoregulation.
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up in bed, asleep, with a text above them saying "days 1-9:" Then, a text saying "Days 10-13:", above the foxes who continue sleeping, still cuddled up. Underneath text saying "Day 14:", Green fox is awake and alert, with sleepy Blue still snuggled up to him. Green: Huh, I don't feel like being in bed anymore. Green makes a move to get out of bed, while Blue clings to him, trying to keep him there. Green: I'm going to go wash the dishes. Blue: Nooo, my cuddles.
Jealous Jensen is not a pretty thing. @creationent.bsky.social #jensenackles #jaredpadelecki
Thoughts?
FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain’s constitution so they “can never be undone.”
Misha Collins about the confession:
"homosexual declaration of love"
(Nov, 2020)
"romantic declaration of love"
(Mar, 2022)
"forbidden love"
(Sept, 2022)
"Also, Cas is gay"
(Jul 1, 2023)
"I LOVE YOU and not like: I love you like a brother but I love you like a lover"
(Dec, 2024)
ABSOLUTE KING.👑
Dean/Cas confession meme where Cas says I love you and the Dean tile fills in the news. This one says you mean like a lover, not like a brother, right?
Has anyone done this yet? 🤣
