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πŸ”ž he/him | FTM | Seattle | Furcon Party Host | Owner πŸ•β€πŸ¦ΊπŸ’œ @themoot.bsky.social is my bitch.

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With your feet on the air
And your head on the ground

11.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Human-like knee orientation" is absolutely the new "female presenting nipple"

11.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 333 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 5628 πŸ” 1889 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Thank Dog. ;3

10.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
this probably feels good when you're a printer

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1690 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 13

Like a radio edit, sometimes if you want things to still be sweet, you have to cut them short.

08.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't really like being treated rough, but sometimes it's what I need

08.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Ok, but this has been mostly my actual life. Like. Verbatim.

🫠✨

08.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think my luck has finally run out.

07.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Know yourself better so you can be better as yourself.

06.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
an anthro hyena lays on his bed in his messy room, looking out the window at the rain

an anthro hyena lays on his bed in his messy room, looking out the window at the rain

Late night thoughts

22.07.2024 01:38 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Done this many a time! You got this! πŸ’ͺπŸ’œ The meal after is always SO GOOD.

05.03.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that was a YAM (:3)

05.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VERY! I really miss working new tech in the games industry.

05.03.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the 12th person in the world to be infrared scanned head to toe by the Kinect 2.0.

05.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Werebeast Zayne enjoys some time amongst the flowers. Various black and floral themed washi tapes are used to color and decorate the piece. Zayne is drawn by hand with ink and paint.

Werebeast Zayne enjoys some time amongst the flowers. Various black and floral themed washi tapes are used to color and decorate the piece. Zayne is drawn by hand with ink and paint.

Garden Beast 🌹🐺

#OC #TraditionalArt #Ink #Collage #Werewolf #Roses #ccZayne

31.07.2025 04:43 πŸ‘ 331 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

04.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 6106 πŸ” 1862 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 4
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05.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 1372 πŸ” 286 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

FWIW: I'm not usually vocal. πŸ˜… Basically at all. X3

04.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is embarrassing how vocal I am when my Dogboy fucks me and I wouldn't change it for anything.

04.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As the saying goes: I went to a fight and saw a hockey game once!

04.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're always the mature one in a relationship, you are not partnering.. You are parenting.

04.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Other people’s emotions aren’t yours to manage though and protecting yourself socially is your responsibility to yourself.

It sounds like you’re setting those boundaries even when it’s uncomfortable, and honestly? That’s not being cold or closed off..that’s self-respect. Good on you. πŸ’œ

04.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been dealing with something really similar and it’s made being social harder lately. It can feel like every space turns sexual by default, and that gets exhausting when I want other connection.

Entitlement is a total dealbreaker for me. It signals a lack of respect for autonomy and equality.

04.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
top person labeled "Fetish Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Horror Content" and saying "That's kinda hot, gives me an idea" 

buttom person labeled "Horror Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Fetish Content" and saying "That's kinda horrifying. That gives me an idea"

top person labeled "Fetish Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Horror Content" and saying "That's kinda hot, gives me an idea" buttom person labeled "Horror Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Fetish Content" and saying "That's kinda horrifying. That gives me an idea"

And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! πŸ–€ 🫦

02.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 3865 πŸ” 990 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 40
amy winehouse in hmv calling the guy saying his birthday is 3rd march a gayboy

amy winehouse in hmv calling the guy saying his birthday is 3rd march a gayboy

today is the only day you can retweet thi-

03.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Dog
Dog YouTube video by COBRAH - Topic

youtu.be/dJEr6R485y0

03.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[Chorus]
I want a dog, I want a puppy
I want a life together, you just wanna fuck me
I want a house, up on the hillside
I wanna die together, you just wanna feel right

[Post-Chorus]
I wanna die

03.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[Post-Chorus]
I wanna die

[Verse 2]
Eat me out, keep it sweet
All I am is incomplete
Get me loud, pleasing me
But I just want your sympathy
Pick a rose, back upon
Baby, you could be stray
Do you good, understood
Just come with me to Hollywood

03.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll eat you for lunch, I
Can't get it enough
Feel your heat and I'm fucked
Just a jewel what you got
Now we can have it

[Chorus]
I want a dog, I want a puppy
I want a life together, you just wanna fuck me
I want a house, up on the hillside
I wanna die together, you just wanna feel right

03.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0