Jon

Middle-aged average sexy daddies

Middle-aged average sexy daddies

Middle-aged average sexy daddies

Daddies wearing jock straps

Daddy power!

I think I’ve logged into tumblr like 3 times since the prudish takeover lol

Have you considered not having a fever? But really though, hope it passes soon!

Great source of collagen! Lol

So Bluesky has been doing this thing lately that is SUPER annoying. At random times when I tap to expand a picture and then swipe off of it, I end up at the top of the feed. @bsky.app fix your shit!

Vibes are everything!

I just used google and typed in “#1 box office movie in 1995” because that’s when I was 10.

I just wanna squeeze it!

I’d be rooting for the aliens 🤣

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is gonna go.

“There’s no sign of intelligent life anywhere.”

A little secondhand creamy jalapeño sauce? 🤣

Brent’s ass after eating Taco Bell?

There’s several local pups that have given me blanket consent for touch and I’ve learned a long time ago to read body language. I can always tell when they get over stimulated at events and will still ask. Sometimes they say no and that’s ok. If people don’t respect that, they aren’t safe.

The fuckers still tried to gaslight me and say that wasn’t their menu board as if the date and time isn’t shown for when the pictures are taken. I canceled my order and haven’t been back to that location since.

The Taco Bell on 122nd/Glisan was advertising salted caramel churros for a while. One day I decided to give them a try and they said those weren’t something they carried. I asked why it’s on the drive through menu then. They tried to gaslight me so I took a picture to show them at the window.

Honeysuckle always brings me back to visiting my aunt when I was very young. She had a ton of them in her back yard. It’s definitely a small comfort for me!

You mean you’re not a bear yet? 😛

I have metal tunnels with a screw ring on one side. Those stupid o-rings were a pain when I was smaller gauge! Since I changed to my current jewelry, I’ve had zero issues.

Definitely give it a shot!

Not once have I caught hate from a Muslim. However, every bit of discrimination I have experienced firsthand as a gay man has been from someone claiming to be Christian, so…

I’d trust the average Muslim over the average Christian any day! The only people to ever use the f-slur on me or otherwise discriminate against me in other ways have been Christians. Not all Christians are bad, however, every act of discrimination I have experienced was by a Christian.

Is it fluorescent lighting? Seems no matter what I do, I can ALWAYS hear those lights. Drives me insane…

“Separate but equal”

What if I wanna look at it? 🥺

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Shame it’s not multiplayer. I’d love to play it with you!

Baby Mac 😛

Haven’t played that game in YEARS!

Come here then!