Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version)

Troy O’Leary is gonna come out of retirement for this

Big Mean Steve

You’re stuck at the back of the layup line

I don’t think the current GOP is even capable of finding or fielding the candidates needed to win blue or purple districts right now

Everyone on Bluesky calmly walking up to the free throw line and hitting two shots

Folks fittingly putting up Bam Adebayo numbers in the replies to that wretchedly dumb Kobe column

Report: Country That Has Never Taken WBC Seriously Does Not Take WBC Seriously

Donald Trump buying his cabinet secretaries and aides progressively bigger and bigger dress shoes until they're all walking around looking like kindergartners wearing Shaq's sneakers, Florsheims flying off their feet and crashing into walls and windows every time they take a step

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There were in fact detailed and precise plans for what to do in case of a war with Iran but unfortunately the word "diverse" appeared in them and so the DOGE boys deleted every copy

The fruits of an Ivy League education

Team USA is losing to Italy because of the woke mind virus

Kobe stans trying to log in to Bluesky

Just met the median American voter (guy standing next to me on the subway who follows both Jon Stewart’s and Dan Bongino’s podcasts on Instagram)

The Times wants him to stumble because a scandal-plagued mayor who doesn’t have message discipline gets clicks, and because the top bosses are ideologically opposed to him on multiple levels and want to see him fail for personal reasons

Times leadership is essentially mad that Zohran is not Eric Adams, who reliably generated wild stories and crazy headlines and provided entertaining quotes and copy, and that he won’t take the bait whenever something involving Israel, antisemitism, the NYPD/crime or Islam comes up

The premise is that the mayor won’t act like the unserious anti-establishment agitator that the Times clearly believes he is and wants him to be

I am forever thinking about the post (I think by @briancgrubb.bsky.social but I can't find it anywhere) suggesting Danny McBride and Walton Goggins make a shot-for-shot remake of GLADIATOR and I would pay an enormous amount of money for a double feature of that and this SILENCE OF THE LAMBS remake

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

That ball was hit all the way from the river to the sea

Is it too late to move spring training from Arizona to somewhere more hospitable like the Gobi Desert or the surface of Pluto

Shame all those Real Heads can't appreciate Ryan McMahon striking out twice in two plate appearances before being replaced by a kid from A-ball

We know he was a DC because he fell flat on offense HEYO

I know it's not *the* Randy Moss but what if it is

99% sure Panama’s manager left the stadium before the ninth inning

Hey remember when the Cubs cut Kyle Schwarber

“Here’s Eddie Rosario with the game on the line” might be the most Angels thing yet

Like “leadoff hitter Willi Castro” is incredibly Angels despite the fact that it has yet to happen

This Puerto Rico roster is decidedly Angels coded