DMs are down on twitter so if you want to confess your love for me youβll have to do it here
DMs are down on twitter so if you want to confess your love for me youβll have to do it here
Yeah I just hadnβt updated the app yet
Oh I havenβt updated the app in a long time so maybe Iβm just not seeing them
Well if it makes you feel better as soon as I opened the app I was like awww Greg is on here I missed that guy
Unfortunately I am sick and canβt get out of bed I literally have no choice but to scroll
This feels like cheating on my husband who I hate but makes me laugh with someone wholesome who bores me
sick of the nightly dreams summoning me to the ziggurat
Iβm sick in bed and the timing feels like a punishment for me specifically
Twitter being broken on a day when Iβm sick in bedβ¦ god is punishing me!!!!
βIs Bluesky an echo chamber?β
βIs Bluesky funny?β
βIs Bluesky broadening horizons?β
βIs my brain hemorrhaging?β
βAre these phosphenes not a trick of the eye but a glimpse into the far reaches of our universe?β
βIs skeet offensive?β
βCould I, perhaps, fly if I just took a leap and flapped my arms fas
You look cool!!
Can whoever has my voodoo doll please give her a pack of American Spirits (celadon) and an Annie Ernaux book and sit her down outside at a little cafe for a while?
Seeking volunteers to be hunted for sport π