DMs are down on twitter so if you want to confess your love for me you’ll have to do it here
23.05.2025 00:37
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DMs are down on twitter so if you want to confess your love for me you’ll have to do it here
Yeah I just hadn’t updated the app yet
Oh I haven’t updated the app in a long time so maybe I’m just not seeing them
Well if it makes you feel better as soon as I opened the app I was like awww Greg is on here I missed that guy
Unfortunately I am sick and can’t get out of bed I literally have no choice but to scroll
This feels like cheating on my husband who I hate but makes me laugh with someone wholesome who bores me
sick of the nightly dreams summoning me to the ziggurat
I’m sick in bed and the timing feels like a punishment for me specifically
Twitter being broken on a day when I’m sick in bed… god is punishing me!!!!
“Is Bluesky an echo chamber?”
“Is Bluesky funny?”
“Is Bluesky broadening horizons?”
“Is my brain hemorrhaging?”
“Are these phosphenes not a trick of the eye but a glimpse into the far reaches of our universe?”
“Is skeet offensive?”
“Could I, perhaps, fly if I just took a leap and flapped my arms fas
You look cool!!
Can whoever has my voodoo doll please give her a pack of American Spirits (celadon) and an Annie Ernaux book and sit her down outside at a little cafe for a while?
Seeking volunteers to be hunted for sport 😊