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Stumbled across this just now

To be fair I think most of the rule changes have also been based on 'one man's opinion'

Real world example of this excellent joke

Was a truly awful decision then, and only worse now.

Is there any market for Turner at this point?

Needs more Duncan

Breaking out the radar charts again. If you are interested in a specific team, let me know and I will post in the thread below.

Here is the Pelicans positional production relative to league average measured by EPM wins. Positions classified by EPM. (EX Murphy and Z are PFs)

My guess is that the 'AI' is a counter on the bathroom doors that helps 'more efficiently' direct cleaning staff.

Maybe AI also posts a sign with a mobile number to text if you need security in the area?

I can't fathom the role AI plays in making concerts cheaper to run?

PRO: Raises total number of countries Americans can name to respectable nine CON: May have to come up with a reason for doing so

Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-war-with-venezuela/

Find and retain whatever joy you can in life, and let others find their joy, unless they obtained it against your team specifically, in which case, find whatever joy you can in nitpicking their invalid joy

I think you are dismissing the possibility that AI can suggest new crossover ideas that haven't taken hold yet.

The league is going to need to legislate fouling up three out of the game.

Here’s a fun stat this show shared: on average, teams take 31.5% off their shots at the rim and shoot 67.2% there. When it’s against Stew & Duren, teams take 15.3% at the rim and shoot 45.8%

People need to be more careful about sharing this. It literally has two warnings on it not to share.

Last game he was Questionable, right?

Interested if there has been a setback or just being selective with rest

Cade on if he called bank: "I might've whispered it. No one heard it tho."

A large part of my brain knows the players decide the game when my favourite team plays.

A larger part of my brain thinks me having my coffee in a team mug and wearing the jersey at home just right decided the game.

I am 35.

look, i consider myself pretty in the know when it comes to matters of #thisleague, but i was today-years-old when i learned you can...purchase an nba referees' finals jacket lmao

look, i consider myself pretty in the know when it comes to matters of #thisleague, but i was today-years-old when i learned you can...purchase an nba referees' finals jacket lmao

A horse with an AT-AT costume and a guy who looks half proud half disgusted with the horse

A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume

this is perfect sportswriting

Genuine pass attempts allowed (encouraged).

But make a play or take the sack - the defence is beating you and deserves its reward. No throwing it out of bounds as a get out of jail free card

New nfl rule - QBs can't toss it away whilst being held/touched by a defender.

5 yard penalty from the spot of the foul + loss of down.

I feel like choreographed Touchdown celebrations are too common and 'expected'

i just want to double down on this. d’onofrio’s “egger” performance is unreal. like, you immediately accept with no hesitation that this man you are watching is a giant alien cockroach in a human suit, and it’s all done with make-up and physical acting. a top ten hollywood physical performance.

UP THE LIONS!

We are all the Lions

Maybe I am the Lions

I would have gone for this om 4th down if I was the Lions

It's a photo of part of my arm with the words "'Horse Piss' in Chinese" written on it in black ink.

Gutted to discover my tattoo actually says 'Horse Piss' in Chinese.