Bimbo Meg

Memorizing digits of pi is lame. Tell me how many character of lorem ipsum you know

honestly you do kinda have to give it to the Bush administration

Gomez Addams cancelled??

my worst gen z trait is calling everything ____-core. Its so simileecore

Manic Pixie Dream Girl but its actually just a girl from Florida who owns several caimen in her backyard and has succesfully gotten away with multiple instances of arson

2026 is about affordable homeownership. No more "policy" this year. Feed the local fauna, befriend them, and then use them to overpower homeowners so you can occupy their dwellings.

Another year passed without Netflix making a christmas movie about Santa getting kidnapped by a Scougian villian and they accidentally fall in love (because Netflix is a coward)

just found that santa IS real but he's fucking my mom so honestly kinda a wash

Who up skeeting from the back of an uber with a tummy full of pie and deviled eggs?

I am proud to be the only person who ever played Little Big Planet. We beleive in Sackboy Supremacy in this house

in 2026 PETA will finally cancel the beloved Ape Escape Flfranchise once and for all

Yeah the Apes Escaped. let them be free

bro im slapping it on the horrors rn

For Christmas i give you an Evil Baby

Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future (1990) is a speculative book written by Scottish geologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by Philip Hood. The scene depicts a future evolutionary descendant of man a "tundra dweller" attacked by a different descendants species of man in a wintery setting. I'm the distance more large assed members of the tundra dwellers ignore the violent scene. SEASONS GREASONS ONE AND ALL

SEASON'S GREASONS

Martha May Who is such a monster fucker icon. Ya'll wish you could look that iconic AND get that monster dick

you gaslght me into thinking a made a feckin typo

When i read that some spiders and frogs have a mutalistic relationship i was like neat but imagined the opposite size dynamic that THIS

ignoring a huge spider in my house got me feeling like a double agent against the household

yeah You shouldnt add cookie butter TO a cookie its supposed to make non-cookie things taste LIKE cookies. Adding a paste made from ground up cookies back into a cookie feels like injecting apple pie filling into an apple or chicken buillion into a chicken.

what the fuck do you MEAN a "cookie butter cookie"?? Cookies and butter are already in the cookie you dont need to add extra

the oxford comma has always been gay and lame and extra

the worst crime ai ever commited was actually ruining em dashes for us pretentious shits who wanted to show off our liberal arts educations

When your homo be boasting you call em a

what do you do when your mom uses the 🥺 emoji??? do you call her a bottom???

Going MAGA for the lil beep beep Japanese trucks

If we want conservatives to be less cruel, all we need is to provide them better enrichment items. I see too many enclosures with smartphones, which only reinforces this bad behaviour. Please provide your conservative with less antisocial enrichment items, like woodworking tools or butterchurns

People need to stop pronouncing MAHA phonetically. it sounds like a delicous faux-tropical drink invented in California when you pronounce it that way

People trying to win an argument by askiNg Chat GPT whose right and sending screenshots as proof they're correct is wild.

ITS PROGRAMMED TO AGREE WITH YOU. YOUR BRAIN IS SOUP

Romeo + Juliet is my comfort movie but only the first 15 minutes. I turn it off after that everytime