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Can You Suplex a Train?

@suplexatrain

Asking the most important question in gaming. Blame @Syncoplay.bsky.social for this nonsense. ░S░U░P░L░E░X░I░N░B░I░O░

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a woman in a gray hoodie is smiling and looking at the camera in a kitchen . ALT: a woman in a gray hoodie is smiling and looking at the camera in a kitchen .
10.03.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why else would Nintendo leave such a perfect, empty spot on the controller face?

09.03.2026 22:44 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds explosive!

09.03.2026 16:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sex is fun but have you ever drummed along with the music during a cutscene so hard your thumbs hurt?

09.03.2026 15:46 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
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🎶 I wanna sit when I pee, too
You say it's not manly, I say "fuck you"
I don't wanna shit
I just wanna sit when I pee, too 🎵
- REO Speedwagon, probably

08.03.2026 20:05 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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11.03.2025 21:52 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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🎶 I wanna sit when I pee, too
You say it's not manly, I say "fuck you"
I don't wanna shit
I just wanna sit when I pee, too 🎵
- REO Speedwagon, probably

08.03.2026 20:05 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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donkey kong is a cartoon character from the video game nintendo wii . ALT: donkey kong is a cartoon character from the video game nintendo wii .

Last time I put my banana in my soup I spent three days in the ER treating third degree burns.

07.03.2026 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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The smartest baby of 1996

07.03.2026 19:12 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

7 TRUE stories of Super Mario 64 cartridges that MURDERED their owners!

#Like #Subscribe #DrinkPrime

07.03.2026 01:46 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, but it feels SO right

06.03.2026 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I also keep a snack in my hair, just in case

06.03.2026 17:53 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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05.03.2026 00:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Friendship is Magitek

03.03.2026 00:08 👍 86 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0
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Friendship is Magitek

03.03.2026 00:08 👍 86 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0

X
Y
Down
Up the butt

02.03.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I can fix him

26.09.2025 00:03 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

How else she gonna show off her new tattoo?

01.03.2026 14:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🎵 I don't practice Quickenings
I ain't got no Chocobo
Well, I had a million gil but I
I spent it buying gambits, though 🎶

01.03.2026 00:43 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

It's sublime

01.03.2026 01:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🎵 I don't practice Quickenings
I ain't got no Chocobo
Well, I had a million gil but I
I spent it buying gambits, though 🎶

01.03.2026 00:43 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LEARN TO LOVE IT!

15.02.2026 01:45 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
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But enough talk, have at you!

28.02.2026 05:35 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Fran at Home:

22.12.2025 15:31 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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This guy are sick.

26.02.2026 23:16 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
A meme where a sword is pulled from its sheath. In the first frame, it's pulled just enough to see "sup".

In the second frame, it says "suplex a train".

These things are never as funny when you describe them in alt text.

A meme where a sword is pulled from its sheath. In the first frame, it's pulled just enough to see "sup". In the second frame, it says "suplex a train". These things are never as funny when you describe them in alt text.

'sup

14.07.2025 14:51 👍 149 🔁 28 💬 4 📌 0
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Butterfly in the sky,
I can lift a train twice as high!
Take a look.
It's in a book.
Suplex a train, bro!

08.03.2025 21:27 👍 54 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0
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Love is love

21.02.2026 21:30 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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23.02.2026 05:04 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I licked it. Therefore it is mine.

22.02.2026 17:52 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0