Khristoff

You know what, I think it’s gay if you run a train, cause I’m not finna be naked in the same room with other niggas or be waiting outside a room to fuck either 😭

Will Smith is a top 20 rapper, I SAID WHAT I SAID

No, why would I put my life on the line for someone I don’t know

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My face when she asked was more like this

Must be cause it won’t gone me 🤣

I’m standing in line at the club right why this girl asked me “if a fight broke out right now would you protect me” I said “no I don’t know you, you’re not my friend or my girl” then she said “who gone be the boys” I was confused

I got called a coon because I pointed out that Team USAs hockey team was paid to be at the club after their victory and this is the context as to why I said what I said if we gonna use words make sure they make sense 😂

She ended up pregnant by her situation so it’s like “damn wtf” but the signs were there

This the last time for me I should’ve known tho,

Shawty just posted she’s pregnant, and the dad not in the picture yeah never doing this again LMFAO!

Why are Africans favorite to say to you is “BRO” like just say nigga it’s ok 🤣

Why I was at this white bar and having a discussion and a topic came up and I was like “PAUSE” and this white boy said “Unpause, Resume and Play” when I tell you had me dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah cause Michael added more sauce to it 😂😂😂

I’m straight but some people got shot

No cause you’re so right

Blame It On The Boogie - The Jacksons Version
Can’t take my eyes off you - Lauryn Hills Version
Cruising - D Angelo’s Version
This Christmas - Chris Browns Version
Come Together- Michael Jackson’s Version

I almost died in a shootout last night LMFAO

Ground hog said it was gonna be 6 more weeks of winter yet it’s been feeling like closer to spring/summer

I just seen one on the gram go back to do onlyfans/spicy content like welcome back hoe 😂

Idk why it’s normalized and brief as humorous for women to beat on us fr

Please, everyone keep your hands to yourself ☝🏾

If you beat on niggas you not for me

Them Motion Sensors In The Bathrooms Are Cameras I Just Can’t Prove It Yet

Everyone talking about the monks, I don’t care it’s the first day of black history month!

The Africans got me drunk again

Hell of a drug ain’t it 🤦🏽‍♀️

I wish I was joking

I wish I was joking

What I’m saying is they’re trying to get the Facebook pay check by having people share and comment