Andie

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? #meme #joke

That looks incredible. Happy Birthday!! 🎂

Woman on Pointless "my dad was a lighthouse keeper so we moved around a lot." My husband: "you'd think the light would be mechanised."

Phwoaaaar!

I'm so sorry ❤️

Aww congratulations to them!

I hope it's not the Wembley one. It was on fire!

The most GOALS thing I can imagine

That's got to be a good feeling.

Enjoy it!

Thank you for your #respectful endeavour

For International Women’s Day this year I’ll be DMing “would smash” to each of my female followers. If you’d like to opt out of this service, please comment with “anti suffarage”

"You'll always have the memories"

Going to spend the rest of the week harassing @pervypepper.bsky.social to get one.

Should've just gone with "I'm great in the sack ykwim?"

I reckon mathematical models means ogling rachel riley pics on facebook

HOW MUCH? The best chips are always found in the mankiest looking shops

Easier for perverts to manhandle

How Mike doing?

❤️

Same time next year, yeah?

Mystery solved!

It really is

Have you tweeted that tweet before?

Calm down, Calvin Harris

And tell @zemblamatic.bsky.social I CAN SEE YOUR LIKES

Aw than...WHICH BIT?

LIES! @DHOTYA