Ms. Winston Smith

I love it but I wouldn’t drink the water at work! 4 baby showers!

Your pet is chosen to be immortalized on a bank note
Which picture are you submitting?

Your pet is chosen to be immortalized on a bank note
Which picture are you submitting?

Your pet is chosen to be immortalized on a bank note

Which picture are you submitting?

(they each get a note)

"eating thin mints from the freezer" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo

current status

First true laugh of the day, thank you! Thanks Lydia🙂

All travel and hard work this week makes for a rough weekend for all of you when I get home and start shitposting my whole brain out
Apologizing in advance ❤️

my hand holding a copy of “the faggots & their friends between revolutions”

reading this and crying because it was written in 1977 and we’re still struggling and still hated. and yet we’re also still here, still loving and helping each other.

How beautiful, I love this

93° in Bradenton during my drive up to Tampa ick

That Cars song was just what I needed

Probably but I hate to kill them because worms gotta eat too! And the usually end up some kind of butterfly. The jasmine recovers in a few weeks. The leaves look like lace when it happens

(picking up a barrel of oil at the store) well i'll be... those Hormuz boys actually pulled it off

My favorite is are you still alone?

My response is always “Why do you ask? “

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

Something new

good morning

I traveled all day yesterday and slept about 15 minutes last night. I feel ready for a hard sleep if I can find a softer pillow

Best laugh of the day! And 1st👏🏻

T. rex took 40 years to reach full size, study finds Tyrannosaurus rex may have taken far longer to grow up than scientists once thought. By analyzing growth rings in fossilized leg bones from 17 tyrannosaur specimens and using new statistical methods, ...

That's because they coddle them too much now. Back in my day, it only took 20 years for T-Rexes to fully mature, because they had discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the terrible tyrant lizard.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Early 7th century Mosaic of the empress Theodora, dressed in ornate, jewelled covered robes and crown. The predominant colour of the mosaic is gold or deep brown.

For International Women's Day can I tip my hat to Theodora, daughter of a bear keeper, single mother, sometime street walker and actress, also saint, who moved on to conducting strategy meetings and making foreign policy as empress of the Eastern Roman Empire.

Obviously I meant to say get high but I may already be there.

It’s alright baby I don’t even know how they do that shiz ⭕️

Duh

a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels . ALT: a man in a red jacket is dancing in a hallway next to a shelf of film reels .

To take my mind off of things I bought a crepe maker. That should be sufficiently infuriating to distract me for a bit.

Wtf day is it, why is it 4:20? Why don’t we get Hogg now instead of at the real 4:20? what is happening here, I’m in a simulation?

'Headless chicken monster' spotted swimming in Antarctic Ocean Unlike many other sea cucumbers, the headless chicken monster can swim up into the water column.

Today, on International Women's Day, I, a human woman, want you to know there is a type of sea cucumber called the Headless Chicken Monster

I’ll be darned thanks !