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✉️ friendly reminder i can email you new comics:
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It's one of those things that you come up with on the spur of the moment while drawing - such a fun surprise when creating!
Two scientists are proudly in a lab looking at Mario. Scientist: We finally created a real-life Mario! Perfect in every way! - Mario: Let's go! - That Marios is now a pen labelled "Failures" with other "Marios" saying things like "It's me! I am Mario!" "Yahoo!" and "Hi, I'm Daisy!"
Happy MAR10 Day!
The folks over at Bored Panda shared another batch of my comics on AOL 🐢 www.aol.com/articles/art...
thanks for reading! there's lots more comics at admiralwonderboat.com
A little man is dying of thirst. He calls out "w...w...water!!" - It's too late. He slumps over, apparently dead. - A giant flower with a watering can comes over to him. The little man is planted in a pot, and looks up passively. Admiral looks on in horror. Flower: Don't mind him he's just dramatic. Man: That better be chilled.
General: The enemy is closing in, and reinforcements are days away. - He looks at a map. General: There's only one way in, we'll have to block their path. - He talks to a Snorlax and says "Soldier, you know what to do."
the weirdest part of the story is that there was a "jeff probst show"
here's the first verse of the song:
I'll take my brothers car and crash it.
Take a family heirloom and smash it.
I'll burn my name in my neighbour's front lawn.
Replace his vaseline with tiger balm!
I'll do anything to get sued, just to meet you, Judge Judy.
(4/4)
they didn't call back, but then an episode came out not too long after about people who were literally in love with celebrities - which i was definitely not!
(3/4)
i said "sure" and then they asked "but you really love Judge Judy, right? You're not making fun of her?" and I was like "I love her show... but it's a comedy song" They said "Ok, we'll let you know"
(2/4)
random chris lore drop:
once, i recorded a comedy love song for judge judy, and a week later i got a phone call from a producer on the "jeff probst show" asking me to be on the show.
(1/4)
On stage, a host in a tuxedo is talking to a dinosaur who's holding a bouquet and wearing a 1st Place Sash. Host: Tell us about your victory! Dino: Honestly, I was afraid I was gassed out! - Dino: But I remembered my training, trusted my gut, and found a second wind! - They're on stage, a banner above them reads: 76th Annual Farting Contest Host: Congratulations! Dino: It's truly an honour
Two strawberries are walking. Dylan: Didja hear? Johnny got moldy! Levon: That poor guy! He must be hideous!! - Johnny is covered in mold that looks like muscles and a nice chin. All the other strawberries are in love with him. Dylan: Dang, he makes it work! Levon: I wish I was moldy
🍓🍓 It's time for the strawberries! 🍓🍓
Admiral is holding a little ball - representing a tiny, healthy action. Mr Bad Thoughts comes in. BT: Oh! You've got a tiny, healthy action? That's too small to stop me!! - Admiral has a whole bunch of them. BT: A couple more? So what! You're wasting your time!! - Admiral has filled a giant machine with them and pours all of the tiny orbs onto the Bad Thoughts Monster!
Admiral is drooling, thinking: Ooh they're so tempting!! - Admiral: No! I mustn't! They're never as good as they seem and I'm always disappointed! - Admiral: Well... just one more should be ok... - He's at the Self Help Book section loading up
my addiction
A CEO is holding a Koala. CEO: At Mega Ultra Global Inc, we commit to truly value and care about wildlife. - He tosses the koala into the furnace. CEO: Ooh, smells like eucalyptus!
what they say vs what they do
Admiral is sitting at his computer with a microphone, music plays. Jen is with him. Admiral: I've created the perfect song for my brain - Listen! - Admiral: Every 5 seconds, I add an instrument, change the genres, or sing in a new silly voice! - *The music gets louder* Jen: I can't hear my self think Admiral: Exactly!!
Two strawberries are on vacation. Strawberry 1: This resort is amazing! Strawberry 2: Sure, but is it ethical? - Strawberry 1: Who cares? *They're eating strawberry burgers, drinking from a hollowed out strawberry skull*
🍓🍓🍓 Strawberries?! Must mean it's time for the weekly comic I do for my band!
*In Hell* A devil wearing an ascot with a fine moustache is giving a little green goblin devil a tour. Devil: Alright, New Guy, this level of hell is for artists. - Devil: Here, we torture digital artists with cursed iPads! Artist: What?! Why does this keep drawing on the wrong layer?! - Green Devil: But digital artists aren't real artists! - Devil: Ooh, you'll do well here!
A rough sketch of a comic. A lady is holding her head seductively and says "So, what's your type?" - She's talking to a giant book who says "Myriad."
How does this turn into a finished comic? What does it have to do with John Lennon? Check out my free blog post on Patreon to find out!
www.patreon.com/posts/differ...
Admiral is watching the plumber fix his sink. Admiral: Oh yeah, using the wrench! Good call, bro, good call. I woulda done the same thing, yes sir! - Plumber: I told ya, buddy, it costs double if you try to impress me.
it feels good to play and sing from the heart
here's a song i wrote to express how i'm feeling about the current political situation
Admiral Wonderboat, a turtle is looking at his phone. Admiral: Nice! A new like on my comic! - Admiral: Oh... It's just a bot. - A Robot looking at Admiral Wonderboat's comic on their phone. Robot: This image is an accurate facsimile of my experience. LOL.
Variant covers I’ve drawn for Copra, Adventure Time, and Kaya
Recent variant covers. Not only do I want to do more, but I’m available to do more
Inquiries: bsearsdesign@gmail.com
a chef is standing with a cheese grater, and an anthropomorphic block of cheese is sitting in front of him, like he's a barber. Cheese: Just a little off the top
A mom and dad are talking. Mom: "Get a job"?! The baby was only born months ago! Dad: So? - The baby is wearing a suit and trying to scoot out with a briefcase. Dad: If he wants to work, I say we let him!
we named our last LP "Strawberry Soda" and I started drawing little strawberry mascots, put one on the album cover, and even made a music video with a deranged strawberry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2P8...
