@_donnie_bravo

Making equilateral triangles at the bar like the neurodivergent I am

Finding out there’s a Target gift card in the unopened company’s holiday card to you because a coworker said “and you know they give us that Target gift card every year” and you got finally open it 2 months after receiving it to indeed find a gift card 😂

Literally how I felt tho

Indeed, they do 🥴

I can’t believe some poked me on Facebook in 2026.

But also, that’s what I get for still being on Facebook in 2026

Happy Birthday @kingmysterius-j.bsky.social ! ! !

Erika LaPearl, Cardi B, and Tokyo Stylez

Going to tell my kids that this was the Powerpuff Girls

Enjoyed these Thanksgiving views from Lake Travis

Today’s gym hyper-fixations:
* a species of sea slugs that acquire chloroplasts from algae and can perform photosynthesis & look like plants too

* wireless ergonomic mouses

And the birthday celebration continues

#SamaraJoy

Thank you!

Thank you!!

ADHD means you don’t take breaks. Breaks take you.

Thank you soooooo much

Y’all, I’m WEAK 😆😂

You’re right. Me out here acting like I don’t turn a full fledged 35 in less than two weeks

The fact that I’m still in recovery mode 🥲

And was!!!!!!

A birthday party followed by a dinner party followed by a disco party — ALL ON THE SAME DAY!

It was one of those “I ain’t nevah drankin’ again” type of weekends

🥹🥹🥹

Becoming a stay-at-home dog dad was not on my bingo card for 2025 🤣

Happy Fall, Y’all

#DogsOfBlueSky

Hehehe thanks

Same costume, 12 years apart 🥲

Last night was hella fun 👻🎃

Happy Halloween from the Kiddos 🎃🧙🏽‍♀️

We’re a quarter of a century into the 2000s and still don’t have teleportation technology.

This is a ghetto ass timeline.

Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

Who: Handsome Squidward.

Why: We’re kindred spirits 😂

“Bring it around town. Bring it arooouuuuuuund town.”

“C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song”