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Loy Cypher

@loycifer

P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ squire of D̶a̶r̶k̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ dimness. He/him, but for 5 bucks you can call me whatever you want. Will not be nice to racists, homophobes, transphobes, MAGAs, Nazis, genocide apologists, or people who think Kingdom Hearts 3 was the best one.

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What a wonderfully uncomfortable movie

10.03.2026 21:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The monster from "Smile"

10.03.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omg I fainted and hit my head on the corner of the coffeetable when I saw the price 😵‍💫

10.03.2026 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10.03.2026 18:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These trying times new roman...

10.03.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 14:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The closure of the nintendo 3DS shop should have been enough to wake some people up from this digital game hoax

10.03.2026 12:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grifters!

10.03.2026 11:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I knew who that M&M was before I even saw the name.

09.03.2026 21:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Closest I can get is 697.

09.03.2026 19:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Are we talking the actual vitamin, or... ?

09.03.2026 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I thought I'd give Returnal a fresh go last night, and I wound up defeating the first boss on my very first cycle!

Felt like such badass.

Died almost immediately after though haha

09.03.2026 15:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 15:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Myst, Riven Remakes Are Both Bound for PS5 Very Soon Getting Myst-y eyed

Myst AND Riven remakes!

Awesome! I cant wait to feel stupid, but in 4K!

www.pushsquare.com/news/2026/03...

09.03.2026 13:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah I've seen people bring up his business acumen too, not at all bothered by all the fraud and bankruptcies.

It takes a special kind of stupid to bankrupt a casino.

09.03.2026 13:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Zelensky is allied to the US, trump is allied to putin.

09.03.2026 13:08 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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09.03.2026 12:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Smash.

09.03.2026 12:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think they know trump won't return the favour, but what they do have now is witnesses. Lots of witnesses.

09.03.2026 12:53 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zelensky sides with the american people as trump sides with putin.

09.03.2026 12:53 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

This is the part that blows my mind the most. Most of us over a certain age have known exactly who trump is for the past 4 or 5 decades. How did all that knowledge disappear?

09.03.2026 12:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"You can't just call everyone Hitler!" – white supremacist who thinks hitler wasn't so bad

09.03.2026 12:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's strange how so many US americans don't seem to understand the reality of their 2-party system.

You either help party A win, or you help party B win. Those are the only consequences of a 2-party election.

09.03.2026 12:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's got wheels, so it's a mobile phone.

08.03.2026 11:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You survived it?

07.03.2026 23:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I sometimes play this on the piano... what my neighbours must think of me 😅

07.03.2026 23:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think this was the first Björk song I heard; instant fan.

07.03.2026 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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