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One school report from my headmaster said I could improve with the help of otters. Bring on the amphibious mammals!

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(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

13.03.2026 15:58 👍 16125 🔁 6934 💬 646 📌 618
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He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.

06.03.2026 23:13 👍 12285 🔁 3845 💬 1079 📌 284
Allister Heath Headline Generator

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator...
stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

26.02.2026 10:46 👍 1558 🔁 516 💬 527 📌 878
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Most people in England & Wales are not Christian, and it’s axiomatic to a free society that religious beliefs - or the lack of them - are irrelevant to civic participation. Britain is a pluralist, not a Christian, society; and this is one more reason to fight Reform UK.

23.02.2026 12:49 👍 2592 🔁 699 💬 336 📌 85
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20.02.2026 15:31 👍 15901 🔁 4296 💬 483 📌 262
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The only move in the playbook of the Far Right all over the world.

18.02.2026 19:19 👍 167 🔁 63 💬 1 📌 1
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// After Burner III | アフターバーナーIII
// Sega CD | Mega CD
// Intro

03.02.2026 22:10 👍 20 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
23.15 FILM: I WRITE TO SAY I AM AWRE OF THE INDISCRETIONS YOU MOST VIOLENTLY COMMITTED DURING THE WARM MONTHS IN THE YEAR PRECEEDING THE CURRENT ONE
Posh period remake of the 1997 teen horror film.

23.15 FILM: I WRITE TO SAY I AM AWRE OF THE INDISCRETIONS YOU MOST VIOLENTLY COMMITTED DURING THE WARM MONTHS IN THE YEAR PRECEEDING THE CURRENT ONE Posh period remake of the 1997 teen horror film.

07.02.2026 19:24 👍 63 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
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It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.

07.02.2026 20:41 👍 19495 🔁 7842 💬 756 📌 341
Error: entity released

Error: entity released

...horrifying message without context, thank you

02.02.2026 10:42 👍 5487 🔁 1969 💬 51 📌 90

Oh.

02.02.2026 19:49 👍 1771 🔁 524 💬 97 📌 20

I think she means "Melania" has already grossed out Five 2025 Oscar Nominees.

02.02.2026 21:53 👍 194 🔁 14 💬 10 📌 1
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Some top-notch #PeterMandelson anagrams, including 'Molest and preen' and 'mean old serpent'...

Peter Mandelson - anagrams share.google/DbE3aTZApTib...

02.02.2026 21:12 👍 53 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 2
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‘Spy Sheikh’ Bought Secret Stake in Trump Company $500 million investment for 49% of World Liberty came months before U.A.E. won access to tightly guarded American AI chips.

This is corruption on a breathtaking level. Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan, an Abu Dhabi royal nicknamed the "spy sheikh", pumped $187mn into Trump family businesses. A WSJ team has the whole story, reported here for the first time. Remember: Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm.

01.02.2026 03:30 👍 4474 🔁 2195 💬 127 📌 123
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Matt Goodwin makes a living out of railing against university educated elites & his whole schtick is "he was the first person in his family to go to university", which is a bit weird given that his Dad, now being heavily invoked for his Manchester connection, appears to have a string of degrees.

27.01.2026 18:01 👍 633 🔁 209 💬 42 📌 56
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The NHS best healthcare in world just 13 years ago.

The only reason it 'isn't possible' is because people block it from happening.

30.01.2026 21:12 👍 88 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 0
Sly And Robbie - Boops Here To Go [1987] Official Music Video Remastered @Videos80s
Sly And Robbie - Boops Here To Go [1987] Official Music Video Remastered @Videos80s YouTube video by 80's 90's Music Video's Remastered @Videos80s

Imagine drumming on Double Barrel when you're 18, then going on to play on Police And Thieves, Pull Up To The Bumper, and a million crucial recordings. And, of course, Boops (a track I often get obsessed with). Like the LP title, Sly Dunbar was a Rhythm Killer. R.I.P. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVIs...

26.01.2026 18:31 👍 126 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 4
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Simon Rosenberg on Trump’s no good, very bad year "It’s grotesque. He’s become a grotesque figure."

"There comes a point where we have to start questioning whether or not he’s actually aware of what’s happening around him & the harm he’s doing. It’s similar to historical figures like Nero or Caligula. Their madness took over & they started doing wildly destructive things. Trump is in that place."

16.01.2026 14:55 👍 6053 🔁 1897 💬 444 📌 142
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

17.01.2026 18:13 👍 11312 🔁 3315 💬 276 📌 578

My New Year’s resolution is 720p.

01.01.2026 20:42 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0
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#Trump's DOJ has been caught attempting to scapegoat Bill Clinton by inserting unrelated, publicly available photos of him into the #TrumpEpsteinFiles
Thank you @meidastouch.com
(for let me use one of your articles)

21.12.2025 14:45 👍 166 🔁 52 💬 6 📌 2
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#EpsteinFiles #StarTrek

20.12.2025 23:47 👍 618 🔁 79 💬 10 📌 5
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Forever this. Wesley can keep talking.

19.12.2025 20:10 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

I know it’s not the worst thing about this but the fact they didn’t match the font is so typical. All about the symbolism, never any thought past the surface.

19.12.2025 20:45 👍 51 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 1
Extract from Rob Reiner's Wikipedia 

Filmography 
1986 - Stand By zme
1987 - The Princess Bride
1989 - When Harry Met Sally
1990 - Misery
1992 - A Few Good Men

Extract from Rob Reiner's Wikipedia Filmography 1986 - Stand By zme 1987 - The Princess Bride 1989 - When Harry Met Sally 1990 - Misery 1992 - A Few Good Men

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

15.12.2025 08:04 👍 13179 🔁 3558 💬 129 📌 237
Screen grab of Taskmaster where Nick Mohammed is walking towards Alex Horne. Nick is dressed like Dracula. Alex is standing next to a wooden wall with yellow gloves sticking out. There's a big puddle of water in the frame, and we can see Alex's reflection but NOT Nick's, because Vampires don't have reflections.

Screen grab of Taskmaster where Nick Mohammed is walking towards Alex Horne. Nick is dressed like Dracula. Alex is standing next to a wooden wall with yellow gloves sticking out. There's a big puddle of water in the frame, and we can see Alex's reflection but NOT Nick's, because Vampires don't have reflections.

In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.

06.12.2025 17:03 👍 989 🔁 287 💬 2 📌 19

He's omitted the word 'race'

04.12.2025 22:26 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Free speechwriting tip for the PM: www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

04.12.2025 09:31 👍 275 🔁 100 💬 9 📌 7

On the plus side, Nick Clegg's house in California looked terrific.

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