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Historical Storyteller, among other things. Best known for Gunpowder Gertie, Pirate Queen of the Kootenays

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The 4-masted steel barque Admiral Karpfanger was built originally as L'Avenir in Bremenhaven, Germany in 1908. She was sold to the Hamburg-Amerika Line in 1937, renamed, and converted into a training ship.

#maritimehistory #history #germany #shipwreck

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon: Tom the Dancing Bug presents Dementia Donnie -> It's the INNER HIVE DRIVE ! Join Tom the Dancing Bug's Inner Hive today, and the cost of signing up will be donated to the Democracy Defenders Fund to sue Donald Trump over and over, and protect .....

This week’s comic is now up on @dailykos
DEMENTIA DONNIE
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www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
At least 64 killed, dozens reported missing in Ethiopia landslides, floods

At least 64 killed, dozens reported missing in Ethiopia landslides, floods

At least 64 killed, dozens reported missing in Ethiopia landslides, floods https://aje.news/wks409

12.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More gouging because they can.

12.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you heard of Citizens Bank? No? Well Citizens Bank happens to finance ICE detention centers through CoreCivic & Geo Group.

Citizens Bank might need to learn the lesson that the public taught Target! Surely mass closing of bank accounts isn’t good for a bank

12.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 991 πŸ” 604 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 42
Post on X about Michael’s death by @fabiaschi

Post on X about Michael’s death by @fabiaschi

Wind in the Willows illustration

Wind in the Willows illustration

Wind in the Willows illustration

Wind in the Willows illustration

Wind in the Willows illustration

Wind in the Willows illustration

Sad to hear Michael Hague has died! πŸ•―οΈ

His edition of Wind in the Willows was my definitive childhood version, and I pored over his large pictures for hours, especially the trees, Badger’s House and Toad Hall. His Piper at the Gates of Dawn is exquisite πŸ’›

12.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

So many terrible questions on tests. If I as an educator with 33 years of playing this game can’t figure out what the question is asking then how are the kids supposed to?

12.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI math

12.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Please, don't put vaginal oestrogen cream on your face No one needs to be slathering their mush in experimental creams to try and achieve a youthful visage

Please don’t put vaginal oestrogen cream on your face!

inews.co.uk/opinion/dont...

12.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Dani Guindo's Dramatic Aerial Photos Reveal the Ghostly Outline of an Icelandic Glacier MΓΊlajΓΆkull is a surge-type glacier that cyclically flows and retreats, creating a unique pattern of lake-filled drumlins.

Dani Guindo’s Dramatic Aerial Photos Reveal the Ghostly Outline of an Icelandic Glacier www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/03/dani...

12.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

He is an embarrassment.

12.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The reason the Middle East has so much oil is the same reason it’s all stuck there now A continental collision trapped oil within what is today Iran. The same collision explains why that oil is trapped behind the Strait of Hormuz now

A continental collision trapped oil within what is today Iran. The same collision explains why that oil is trapped behind the Strait of Hormuz now

11.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Trump invites a local businessman on stage but tells him, "Let's go. Doing it fast, Paul. They don't want to hear from you." 😳

11.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 492 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 12
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Trump: β€œI believe upon information and belief that Iran was going to take over the Middle East”.

It's pure nonsense, he changes his story every day...

11.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 10

The audacity to crusade against β€˜unqualified’ people while being EXHIBIT A in a lawsuit proving you don’t know what DEI means. For 200+ years, β€˜merit’ meant being born White in the right zip code. Some of us had to be TWICE as good to get an interview. But this guy? Just had to show up. 🀑🎀

11.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

i have a soft spot for budgies. they're the smallest, most vulnerable bird that gets treated as the most disposable. they're just as smart and strong willed as any other parrot. not a lot get saved like this.

please spread the word or throw this little guy a bone.

11.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Then: A tiny woolly mammoth, months old, getting to know his new family.
Now: Two tusks. A burly frame. The fuzz long gone.
Nearly four years ago, ex-orphans arrived at Ithumba with an unfamiliar calf they'd found alone in the wild. That calf was Toto: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o...

11.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

Disheartening how true this is.

11.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Reedy. He’s so happy to share his favorite part of the day with you. 13/10 (TT: runreedyrun)

11.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 6183 πŸ” 601 πŸ’¬ 122 πŸ“Œ 44
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Tom the Dancing Bug: Meet Dementia Donnie This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic by Ruben Bolling takes on presidential cognitive decline.

This week's Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling: Meet Dementia Donnie

11.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LANDERS: Why did the FBI seize election records in AZ?

TRUMP: They probably thought the election was rigged

LANDERS: It wasn't though

TRUMP: Oh really? How do you know?

LANDERS: Your own AG said it

TRUMP: If you say it wasn't rigged, you're a rotten reporter

LANDERS: Where's the evidence?

11.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 9071 πŸ” 2693 πŸ’¬ 836 πŸ“Œ 345
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Teens are sleeping less than ever and screens aren't primarily to blame Nearly a quarter of teens sleep 5 hours or less per night and the majority sleep less than 8 hours. The problem is pervasive and technology doesn't seem to be the main culprit, according to a new report.

Nearly a quarter of teens sleep 5 hours or less per night and the majority sleep less than 8 hours. The problem is pervasive and technology doesn't seem to be the main culprit, according to a new report. n.pr/40jLNCD

08.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 20

Defense Dept under Pete Hegseth just spent more than $93 billion. Included: $2 million on Alaskan king crab last September alone, $6.9 million on lobster tail, $1 million on salmon, $140,000 on doughnuts, $124,000 on ice cream machines, $26,000 on sushi, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak.

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 26
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 5552 πŸ” 1631 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 299
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This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

10.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 11635 πŸ” 1532 πŸ’¬ 256 πŸ“Œ 143
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Epstein's Zorro Ranch Searched in Criminal Investigation β€” TIME Several of the late sex offender's victims have alleged they were sexually abused at the 7,600-acre New Mexico ranch.

They’ve started the search of Epstein’s Zorro ranch.

Should have happened years ago.

10.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 873 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 18
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Alexander brothers are convicted of sex trafficking in case that shocked real estate world Three brothers, including two of the nation’s most successful luxury real estate brokers, have been convicted of charges that they conspired to drug and rape multiple women.

Three brothers, including two of the nation’s most successful luxury real estate brokers, were convicted of sex trafficking charges Monday after a five-week trial over accusations that they used drugs and force to rape scores of women they had dazzled with their wealth and opulent lifestyle.

10.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 13
A bunny runs excitedly down a beach at high tide, to a greenish bottle that has just been washed ashore. Inside the bottle is a rolled up message.

A bunny runs excitedly down a beach at high tide, to a greenish bottle that has just been washed ashore. Inside the bottle is a rolled up message.

Daily bunny no.3253 is ready for an adventure

10.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 2626 πŸ” 581 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 17

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 11296 πŸ” 2532 πŸ’¬ 308 πŸ“Œ 125
A king on a sumptuous, much elaborated throne; in one hand he holds a sceptre of office, in the other, the leashes for two fierce stone dogs that guard the throne. The king's head has been replaced with a character who was used as the basis for MAD Magazine's Alfred E Neumann. The new head sports a conical dunce cap. Behind the king is a large group of 1960s business men, seated and standing, in conservative suits. The background is the view from the 80th floor of World Trade Center 3. The floor has been carpeted in sumptuous tabriz from the Ottoman court.


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A king on a sumptuous, much elaborated throne; in one hand he holds a sceptre of office, in the other, the leashes for two fierce stone dogs that guard the throne. The king's head has been replaced with a character who was used as the basis for MAD Magazine's Alfred E Neumann. The new head sports a conical dunce cap. Behind the king is a large group of 1960s business men, seated and standing, in conservative suits. The background is the view from the 80th floor of World Trade Center 3. The floor has been carpeted in sumptuous tabriz from the Ottoman court. Image: Aude (modified) https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:80th_floor_of_3_World_Trade_Center_-_OHNY.jpg CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

Even if rich people were no more prone to believe stupid shit than you or me, it would still be a problem. After all, I believe in my share of stupid shit (and if you think none of the shit you believe in is stupid, I'm afraid we've just identified at least one kind of stupid shit you believe).

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09.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7