Sharkboy 🤠🦈

Goody two-shoes!

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NAM

The weird seal punched me in the nose! 🤕😭

I see what you mean... they must be wounded in some way! Even better! 😈😈😈

*Ray Winstone voice* "My name is Beowulf and I wiw emp'y your dishwashah"

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*crumch-crumch-crumch*

Just spotted this seal swimming through my hunting grounds, 😈 heheh he won't know whaaaat hit him...

"I don't belong here... (on stolen Palestinian land)"

This site needs a break. Let's list three good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1. Munching on a delicious seal
2. Munching on a delicious
outboard motor
3. Munching on a delicious day sailor

Never do this. Never blink. Never ask forgiveness. It will only be used as a cudgel to beat you.

I probably would have just been 'the one guy in town we have who can read and write'.

"The only way to beat a castle... is with another castle."

One is for fightin'
One is for fun

🫵Fed

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This is how I access Bluesky

I'm inside him right now! It's actually quite cozy in here!

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Gengar has always been woke!

Yo! These renders are craaaazy!

And they gobbled me!

A Grokken is a creature i just made up

I just got gobbled by a Grokken 😱😞

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Mfw I get a Black Crusade rpg:

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Divorced 55 year old alcoholic Car dealership owners' reactions to this news:

I love how they're all talking about it in these "There was a glorious dream that was Rome" style terms and the dream in question was an empty shopping mall staffed with slaves where you can't drink or kiss in public.

Naw that one's because I kept drinking all the liquid in those glow-sticks

Mmm delicious goo