A red heart surrounded by white lace and adorned by two red-and-pink roses. White text on the roses says "ROSES ARE RED, WE'RE DONE BEIN NICE. PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBORS, FUCK ICE." The background is pink.
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Roses are red,
Beans make you farty,
Roses are red,
Some drugs are whack,
Roses are red,
Chocolates I want,
Roses are red,
Not aquamarine,
Roses are red,
As with Southern necks
Roses are red,
Like a freshly spanked tush;
Laura loves cucking
Roses are red,
Like some algal tides;
Roses are pink,
Like some peoples' nips,
Roses are red,
Yellow are tasers,
Google thinks I'm in "Memphis TN, Mississippi" based on my IP address
Hope everyone had a great holiday and enjoys the coming New Year. Been AWOL for awhile because this site is forever thinking I'm in Mississippi and refusing to let me in. (It's not just Bluesky, even Google is confused.) There's a workaround on mobile, but I hate doing the appity app thing.
Greg Biffle poses with JD Vance
cursed JD
Nosebleeds are red, 🌹
Junior won’t have to crank it,
ADSB Exchange map that shows THP Bell N280KW drawing something with his flight path that crudely resembles an ampersand next to a cock and balls
ampersand penis
Copyright 2025, Stankass Hill Bill Lee and his Stormtroopers
EVERY TIME Y'ALL, EVERY TIME
I never knew how unsettling it’d be to see the Oak Court Mall fountain turned off.
It looks like a dry roll-on deodorant.
AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."
ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
Hegseth sucks. The Qataris suck. But we aren’t giving Qatar an airbase in Idaho. It’s building dorms etc. at an existing base to train them on F-15s we sold them, just like Singapore already has there. Common arrangement we have with lots of countries. This one was already being planned under Biden.
Republicans are lying about the peaceful No Kings Day protests because they’re desperate — the GOP is losing the shutdown fight while Americans reject Trump’s authoritarian takeover in huge numbers.
“These are the threats of a regime that is not secure in their power.“ - @ezralevin.bsky.social
Russ Vought v @russvought The RIFs have begun. 12:27 PM • 10/10/25 • 15K Views
Three key points:
1) The admin has been planning mass firings to begin in October since February
2) The work necessary to carry out mass firings is illegal during a shutdown, violating the Antideficiency Act, which carries a criminal penalty
3) This harms America, ridding us of talent and expertise
so gov pritzker has talked a very good game but its time to step up and protect his people like he said he would
Counting the days until we find out a Trump Task Force vehicle caused another bad wreck
Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).
The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.
Just in case anyone is still holding on out of nostalgia for what it used to be.
You know this entire case hinges someone checking the wrong box on a mortgage application…
So of course the department of incompetence would fuck this up…
The Trump administration is offering $60K in student loan forgiveness as a recruitment tool for ICE, which just proves fighting Biden on student loan relief was never about the loans or “paying your own debt.” It was about who was offering it and who it would’ve helped.
One on one with the PDX Protest Chicken:
They’re not getting the chaos footage—they look absurd.
We won a TRO from a Trump-appointed judge.
An OR Guard general even said troops would protect protesters.
Portland’s real story
—discipline, whimsy, savvy
—is breaking through.
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why isn't he riding his emu
![Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.
There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.
What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.
It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzlqyldh7nfc34pfffvd24ko/bafkreiap6asa64jdjb2vlv4c2sdritjrntsibvsv7baj6o4cgwcfgsjeny)
Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.
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