Zita

Milf who makes you call her daddy

"Guy" who never really had the chance to do "his" favourite cosplays as a teen/young adult but she is perfectly ready now to do the "sexed-up milf who can barely fit into her old uniform anymore" bit

twerking's pretty cool but what about twerqueen?

Toxic yuri this, toxic yuri that. Well how about detox yuri?

She kinda makes me think of that love war song. Or is it war love? Love is war? One of those. Probably :/

Mommy who teaches you important life lessons, like how to use poppers properly

*unmusumes your uma*

Sister who starts teasing you more and more as the hrt induced erectile dysfunction and atrophy kicks in

Woman who smokes cigars X girl who vapes

Comparing a girl to a combustion engine because she only needs four strokes

4/4
Meat pies: Do not let clowngirls use meat pies for their reproduction.
Repeat!
Do. Not. Use. Meat. Pies.

3/4
Pumpkin pie for your spoopy clown needs. Checking under your bed w/o supervision is not recommended

Invisible pie that's totally there and not just pretend: now that's how you get a mime. Results might be unstable, not recommended. For proper mimegirl reproduction please consult mimegirl manual

2/4
Key lime pie will make the new clowngirl more upbeat and refreshing to have around. A bit more casual outfit with a yellow focused color scheme.
The tanginess of the blueberry pie will get you a goth clown.
"B-but isn't that just a mime?"
No, shush. That's an entirely different thing.

Clowngirls "reproduce" via the pie in the face act.
However, different pies produce different clowngirls.
The classic shaving cream/whipped cream pie? Classic circus clown. The more generic the pie the more generic the clowngirl. Perfect for that little drone flavour if you are into that.
1/4

Magic hand that squash down a 6' tall person to 4-5' while making them keep their body mass which goes to the 3B (Boobs, Butts and Btummy)

You never give me your money/You only give me your funny paper

So mind goblins are a mix between mind flayers and regular goblins, right?

Redraw of my very 1st Uma fanart...Never give up!! #umamusume #haruurara

Windows 13 should be the haunted one. Skulls and jack-o'-lanterns and an occasional "echoing evil laugh.mp3" from the early 2000s or something.

Letting her sit in my lap and watch porn on my phone casually while we wait. Nothing sexual happens, it's like if I would have just let her play games on it. Maybe I give her some head pats then hug her gently and let my chin rest on her silly little head a bit. We never see each other ever again.

the who do you think took your boobs meme but with the prince after his top surgery and the princess still being in bed

*puts this in my "book ideas" pile*

After the t4t smut we could even have a wacky hijinks arc where the prince and princess try to hide the fact it's actually the prince who is pregnant, not the princess.

The prince takes the princess' hand and guides it up his own leg, slowly, making her feel him up too and to the princess' surprise she finds a distinctive lack of bulge. Instead she finds something really warm and incredibly wet.

Back in the day it used to be a women only position. It still is but they only hire guys ("guys") now

Me if we lived in a timeline that's not absolute dogshit

*gives it a lick*
Thathes 'usth 'ige buhning
(Tastes just like burning)
*burns into crisp*

Becoming a woman so wealthy I could make dozens of girls' dreams come true by hiring them as live-in maids (throtem style)

Emotionally and physically touch starved woman X alien girl(?) with just enough mimicking capabilities to make you think she cares and whatever she does to you must be for a good (love?) reason