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John Coulson

@northerneater

Digital Marketer and street food cook, living in Tenerife. Shouting into the void, mainly about LUFC.

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Despicable little turd of a man.

11.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought we should've gone for Hackney last season when he was available for ยฃ20m. But then again, he'd have spent most weeks on the bench watching Gruev.

10.03.2026 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shame it was made by someone even worse than him. But kudos to them for that, at least. I guess...

10.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Scrap net-zero to cut your energy bills". The 2026 equivalent of "we send the EU ยฃ350 million a week, let's fund our NHS instead".

Does anyone know how that's going btw?

10.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. There are a few seriously humourless people on here but on the whole, it's much preferable.

08.03.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree with pretty much everything you've said here. Gruev has his uses and he's clearly one of Farke's go-to guys. But going forward? Not for me.

P.s. you showed a lot of patience in this convo haha.

08.03.2026 09:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100%. But we need to see a reaction and a different plan for Palace.

05.03.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't it also coincide with him being totally isolated up front on his own?

04.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not a surprise. This is the team here wants to play every week now. Regardless of the opposition.

04.03.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A few months ago, if you'd showed me this lineup for Sunderland at home, I'd have assumed we have a massive injury crisis. No surprise that DCL's goals have dried up when this is the plan every week. #lufc

04.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The same arseholes that booed players taking the knee.

01.03.2026 08:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although...

28.02.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Staying 6 ahead of West Ham feels massive. They a
Have a tricky run now - Liv (a), Ful (a), Man City (h),Villa (a).

We have City (h), Sun (h), Pal (a), Brentford (h).

Maybe a chance to extend the gap? (After City anyway ๐Ÿ˜…). #lufc

22.02.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been fair to say that in some games this season but not today. We were always going to be under pressure in the second half.

They got a lucky equaliser and if it wasn't for a couple of tidy saves by their keeper, it would've been just a consolation.

21.02.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you imagine the fines etc we'd be getting if we'd had 8 reds?

21.02.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because Stach was absolutely knackered? Gruev could barely walk by the end too.

21.02.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lucky goal off the knee too. But I'd be taking it if we'd got it ๐Ÿ˜†

21.02.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gutted we didn't hold on but a fucking brilliant effort by the lads. #lufc

21.02.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are hitting it long down the flanks to push our FBs back. It's working too. Daniel???

21.02.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonder if he was carrying an injury?

21.02.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And stop giving them soft corners.

21.02.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll push us back, sure. But we need to make sure we have a threat on the break.

21.02.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smart move!!! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

21.02.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably for the best with the way the half ended. Unless you have a change of underwear in your hand luggage.

21.02.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good work, Karl. Okay now can we stop giving them cheap corners? We'll get punished at some point if this carries on. #lufc

21.02.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Villa don't look the same team without John McGinn out there, reffing the game. #lufc

21.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's not what the journos are saying. Maybe Farke is going to have Justin follow Rodgers around. Let's see.

21.02.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gruev has done well but he shouldn't be an automatic starter. But in his current form, Aaronson deservedly is.

21.02.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought we missed him when he was out. Rodon looks way more comfortable at RCB than in the middle too.

21.02.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possible but I doubt it. It's textbook Farke. Justin is a good player, no doubt, and all managers have their favourites. But him more so than most.

21.02.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0